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Du Jour by diva11(f): 7:17pm On Apr 19, 2006 |
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else, One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you, but the girl said NO. Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on thefloor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend, so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the moneyvery fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened, She said "The bastard used coins" |
Re: Du Jour by Zahymaka(m): 7:52pm On Apr 19, 2006 |
Johnny's are always so. . . |
Re: Du Jour by Dojo(m): 8:11pm On Apr 19, 2006 |
LMAO Cunning man die, cunning man bury am. |
Re: Du Jour by kajad(m): 9:07am On Apr 20, 2006 |
little Johnny has grown into a man and still as naughty as ever! |
Re: Du Jour by Free(f): 2:54pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
Re: Du Jour by tolutope(m): 8:32am On Apr 21, 2006 |
this is cool, i like dat guy, he is SMART, yyyup! |
Re: Du Jour by micklplus(m): 1:51pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
yeah, johnny is always the bomb ! but its been here before cheers |
Re: Du Jour by diddy4(m): 6:55am On Apr 22, 2006 |
micklplus: am with you man. its been here before and in the original it was $2000 not $200. which girl will allow to get bleeped by a stranger for $200 and she did tell her boyfriend. come on now, that aint right. |
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