Barca offered to sell Lionnel Messi .
All the big clubs in the world such as Real madrid, enugu rangers, man united, chelsea, warri wolves etc came with mouth-watering offers like 200million pounds, 150 million pounds etc. But barcelona felt the offers were not good enough as they wanted a much bigger sum, knowing messi's calibre, until Arsene Venger personally called Juan Laporta(barca president) on the phone and the following ensued;

Juan Laporta: Hello

Arsene wenger:Hi, this is Arsene wenger, i ll like to buy messi *typical french accent*

Juan Laporte:How much will you offer? remember real madrid offered 200 million pounds but we rejected it.

Arsene Wenger:Well,its a whole package we have for you.We will pay you 12million pounds in a 2-year installment, plus lukas fabianski, abou diaby, maroune chamack,emmanuel frimpong, carl jenkinson. . .

*Juan Laporte hanged up and fainted*

Arsene Wenger:hello, are you there? is it a deal? . . .. .mtcheew!!!






Gervinho was monitoring the conversation. . .and burst out laughing wenger saw him laughing so he said to himself "fukking black boy. ..i will bench you in the next six games, bush pig!!"

FUNNY....but i don't think Barca will ever want to sell Messi for now.

Princejaponais: FUNNY....but i don't think Barca will ever want to sell Messi for now.

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