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| At A Mai Shayi Joint by sats: 11:20pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
Jide was hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread).The following transpired between the man and the mai shayi. JIDE: u get loaf of bread? ABOKI:yes JIDE:bring one; slice am two and put 2 sachet of butter in btw the slice. ABOKI  happy and tankin God 4 bringing customer, was just doing as he is told)JIDE:u get egg? ABOKI:yes customer JIDE:fry 20 egg put am btw the bread. ABOKI:Okay customer JIDE:u get sadin 4 inside gongoni? ABOKI:yes customer everytin dey. JIDE:put two gongoni inside the bread. ABOKI:Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of money 2day) JIDE:u don finish? Oya press the bread for me. ABOKI:see am customer, i don prepare am finish. JIDE: . . . . . OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME |
| Re: At A Mai Shayi Joint by Dyt(f): 11:46pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
Nice one Buhhahahahhahahahaha |
| Re: At A Mai Shayi Joint by Kslib(m): 4:36pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
Hahaaaahaaahaahahahaa!!! Laff wan kill me... I swear you must pay me my laff... |
| Re: At A Mai Shayi Joint by bunmioguns(m): 4:41pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
stale |
| Re: At A Mai Shayi Joint by Lagusta(m): 6:26pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
bunmioguns: stale You beat me to it.... VERY VERY VERY STALE!! Just like a 3-and-half day-old soup.... |
| Re: At A Mai Shayi Joint by sats: 7:55am On Nov 14, 2012 |
lol ... kslib , ow much for your laugh? i go pay? na per second abi na per minute?  @Dyt, thanks |
| Re: At A Mai Shayi Joint by anodebe(m): 9:29am On Nov 14, 2012 |
WHAT IS STRESS? U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she faints inside ur car&u take her 2d hospital. Now that's stressful. But at d hospital, d doctor says she is pregnant& congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are. Dis is getting very stressful. U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d father, but d girl says u are. Dis is getting extremely stressful. After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d father cuz u are infertile. U are extremely stressed but relieved. On ur way bak home, u start rememberin dat u left 3 kids at home. Who d Hell is their father? NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news |
| Re: At A Mai Shayi Joint by Nobody: 12:46pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
Nice but old |
| Re: At A Mai Shayi Joint by anodebe(m): 5:49am On Nov 15, 2012 |
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| Re: At A Mai Shayi Joint by sats: 4:31pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
criticism is welcome pretiebony ok i see bunmioguns and lagusta, critics, i will like to see your own jokes |
| Re: At A Mai Shayi Joint by bunmioguns(m): 5:12pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
sats: criticism is welcome click on my profile and laff ur a$$ off |
| Re: At A Mai Shayi Joint by lovabouy(m): 6:07pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
u try joor  |
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