Gwam ogige chukwu gbara adighi ekwe ntoghe (Afo)

Tel me the wall God made dat doesn't open or collapse (tommy)

Gwam ihe mere eze jiri rachaa ntu (ube)

Tell me wot made the king to lick ash (local pear)

donniemc: sorry but why deos every riddle have to start with "Gwam"

emmm!
GWAM stand for 'tell me'

Gwa m gwam gwam ....gwam nwa agbogho ana apiwa onu...(odara)
a beautiful lady whose mouth is always broken (local apple)
ene nia nwa ite, o gba nuo oku....(mmiri oku)
neglect d small pot, it puts off d fire...boilin water)
gwam ogege chukwu gbara...(eze)
fence dat is built by God...(teeth)

Gwam gwam gwam, Gwam Agbogho ara ano (Oche)

Tell me a maiden with four br,e.a.s,ts (table or chair)

Gwam oji egbe ari ugwu (akpi)

Tell me wot climbs hill with gun (scorpion)

Gwam ihe gba aka ari-elu (agwo)
translation:tell me somthing dat climbs tree without hands or legs(snakes)

Gwam, gwam, gwam, Gwam akwa chukwu suru adighi ako ako (ire)

Tell me the cloth God washed dat does nt dry (Tongue)

Gwam agadi nwanyi na araru ura n' udu mmiri (mmanu)

Tell me d old woman dat sleeps during d rainy season (palmoil)

*crying*
I feel so left out! Translate pls.....

Eze Promoe: Q: Gwam ozu liri onwe ya (ukwara)
Translation: Tell me the corpse that buried itself (Cough)

Q: Gwam o maara ka o joro were ochichiri na-aga (Usu)
Translation: Tell me who knew how ugly he was and started walking at night (bat)

Q: Gwam nwa so gi ba n'ohia ma o soghi gi puta (Nsi)
Translation: Tell me the child who went with you to the bush but didn't come out with you (faeces)

Q: Gwam okoro chi uta na-agba ezi ezi (Akpi)
Translation: Tell me the soldier who shoots his arrow without been sent (Scorpion)

Q: Gwam onye n'eti nwata ihe n'ihu nne ya (Aguu)
Translation: Tell me who beats a child before his/her mother's eyes (Hunger)

Gwam nwoke ocha ana ama ula n'afia (Akpu)
Translation: tell me white guy way them de slap for market (fufu)

Gwam Gwam Gwam----- Gwam obere ani mmuo kolo ahigha (OTU)
Translation: small land planted glasses by spirit (vagina)

Gwam gwam gwam! Ihe na eji ukwu ano aga ije na ututu, abuo na ehihe ato na abili(mmadu) what walks on four legs in morning, two in d afternoon and three at night.(human) toddler, grown up and old age

This one will not pass me, my best game. Oya Gwa Gwa Gwan Gwa mu osisi oma ifuro na uzo mana ijiro mma iga eji gbutoya(nwayi oma ifuro na uzo mana ijiro ego iji anuya.) beautiful tree u see on ur way but ur not with cutlass to cut it(beautiful girl u see on ur way but ur not with money to marry her

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Asikwam ihe aka n'agho onye obula

Gwam ihe ye akwa oji ba na mmiri putaba yero akwa ocha puta(AKPO) What went into the river with black cloth and came out with white cloth(fufu)

Idowuogbo: *crying*
I feel so left out! Translate pls.....

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leave us alone IDOWU OBO

Gwam oti nwata n' ihu Nne ya?

Gwam oti nwata n' ihu Nne ya?

Q: Gwam onye na-echere gi mgba n'uzo gi (apiti)
Translation: Tell me who's waiting to wrestle with you on your way (mud a.k.a potopoto)

Q: Gwam obu uzo eri ihe e sinyere (ite)
Translation: Tell me the first to eat whatever that was cooked (Pot)

Q: Gwam ihe a na-agba gburugburu ma na anaghi ari ya elu (ukwu ose)
Translation: Tell me what is being surrounded but not climbed. (Pepper tree)

Q: Gwam o mere ihe e jiri ma nti ora (onu)
Translation: Tell me who commited the crime that made the jaw to be slapped (mouth)

Gwam ihe bu nna gi uzo nodi n'oche ??
Answer: akpa ife!

mike404:
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leave us alone IDOWU OBO

U and whoeva liked ur posts are goats. Na u get NL?dey ur fecking lane mehn! Goat! Liv us alone u no! Who are d us? Blawdy tribalist.

Idowuogbo:
U and whoeva liked ur posts are goats. Na u get NL?dey ur fecking lane mehn! Goat! Liv us alone u no! Who are d us? Blawdy tribalist.

forget am rapuya tell him to check who wat to learn igbo thread he will understand u better.

Eifeh: forget am rapuya tell him to check who wat to learn igbo thread he will understand u better.

Nna hen! I wan scatter hin bones all over dis thread b4 o! D guy get luck u d peacemaker land, anyways i don drop bottle... notin does u. Oya chop am

@arinze or shey na Michael
A bukwam omalicha nwa,asa nwa! Ekwuzina ihe iberibe ozo,tupu m meruo gi ahu.

Lesley! I c u o!

mike404: Gwam oti nwata n' ihu Nne ya?

Aguru! (Hunger!)

Gwa m gwa m gwa m, gwa m ife kulu mmili laa n'enu? (Tell me what carried water and went up?)
Aki oyibo! (Coconut!)

Meristem: Gwam ihe bu nna gi uzo nodi n'oche ??
Answer: akpa ife!

Badt guy

Gwa Gwa gwa m ITE kuru mmiri laa na elu ( Oku mmiri)

Tell me a pot that carried water to the sky (cocoa nut)

Idowuogbo:
Nna hen! I wan scatter hin bones all over dis thread b4 o! D guy get luck u d peacemaker land, anyways i don drop bottle... notin does u. Oya chop am

@arinze or shey na Michael
A bukwam omalicha nwa,asa nwa! Ekwuzina ihe iberibe ozo,tupu m meruo gi ahu.

Na who dey harass my omalicha na

ndi Igbo niile zukoro onu na www.igbokaa.com, chukwu gozie onye mmalitere okwa nkea

heynew: ndi Igbo niile zukoro onu na www.igbokaa.com, chukwu gozie onye mmalitere okwa nkea

Kedu kwanu etu esi aba na the site na?

nwata bulie nna ya elu,what will happen

Policewoman: Gwam gwam gwam, gwam onya (wound) na ekweghi ala ala? Ikpu

Nne you bad ooo! No wonder you no gree translate. Ikpu? Hmmmmm! what of otu? Ok now