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Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 1:52pm On Feb 04, 2008
there is dis guywho needed a job and decides to apply at the zoo.

As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla,

had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.


They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and

pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts,

But Hey!


He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage.

The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up.

This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show,

jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around.


In d cause of doing these,

he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting,

landing in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars.

He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!"


The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses,

"Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs !"

grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by ituen(m): 3:23pm On Feb 04, 2008
Nice and old joke
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 3:59pm On Feb 04, 2008
atleast its nice even dough its old grin grin grin grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Nella(f): 4:12pm On Feb 04, 2008
lol, ha, yea it is
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by clemcykul(f): 5:54pm On Feb 04, 2008
nice one grin grin grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tufe(m): 6:37pm On Feb 04, 2008
keep it coming lollypo wink wink wink
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tjtj1(m): 10:15pm On Feb 04, 2008
tht must be ituen nd clem. nella is the zoo keeper grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Nobody: 7:30am On Feb 05, 2008
yes, we all know
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tjtj1(m): 8:02am On Feb 05, 2008
Preciate. now we will let them pick who is da gorilla nd the lion
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 9:10am On Feb 05, 2008
we are waitin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by clemcykul(f): 10:00am On Feb 05, 2008
teejay u don shit for body come run enter nld for cover abi? u no suceed
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by folly69(m): 10:03am On Feb 05, 2008
cool
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tjtj1(m): 6:59pm On Feb 05, 2008
wats cool folly? grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 11:03am On Feb 06, 2008
i tink it shld be u.
aint u cool? grin grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 11:21am On Feb 06, 2008
tj_tj:

Preciate. now we will let them pick who is da gorilla nd the lion

tj tj and migines
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 11:24am On Feb 06, 2008
teetee i no blv u sha,lets hear frm d horse's mouth grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tjtj1(m): 6:22pm On Feb 06, 2008
tt why all this confusion i said its ituen nd clem, abi u wan take their position, oya pick ur partner grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 6:34pm On Feb 06, 2008
ohh, ok sorry, but u shudn't av mention clem, dats my paddy hia nw, so choose somone else
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tjtj1(m): 6:56pm On Feb 06, 2008
ok tytytaylor u take clem's spot
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 6:59pm On Feb 06, 2008
olodo, not tytytaylor, its tytylayor
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tjtj1(m): 7:02pm On Feb 06, 2008
i don be dey suapect sey u be former liberian president
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 11:08am On Feb 07, 2008
dis one wey we dey argue sey na dis one no b dis one,

abeeegi make d lion and gorilla show face by demselves b4 we hire police to fetch them out. grin grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Nobody: 12:45pm On Feb 07, 2008
*anxiously waiting*
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 12:55pm On Feb 07, 2008
we ar all waitin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 2:06pm On Feb 07, 2008
whre is nity now,i go vex ooooo grin grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by clemcykul(f): 3:14pm On Feb 07, 2008
nightie is now gunpoints prisoner of waar grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 3:20pm On Feb 07, 2008
dat cant be!! whre is dat hapening
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 4:13pm On Feb 07, 2008
clemcy i dey wait
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tjtj1(m): 11:32pm On Feb 07, 2008
confusion reigns in the land. the goriila nd lion escaped grin
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 8:50am On Feb 08, 2008
@tj

dey can never escape

if at all dey do nrlndrs shal owe u responsible shocked shocked
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 10:04am On Feb 08, 2008
agreed, coz he knows dem
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 10:06am On Feb 08, 2008
good one

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