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Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 1:52pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
there is dis guywho needed a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, But Hey! He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. In d cause of doing these, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs !" |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by ituen(m): 3:23pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
Nice and old joke |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 3:59pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
atleast its nice even dough its old |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Nella(f): 4:12pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
lol, ha, yea it is |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by clemcykul(f): 5:54pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
nice one |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tufe(m): 6:37pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
keep it coming lollypo |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tjtj1(m): 10:15pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
tht must be ituen nd clem. nella is the zoo keeper |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Nobody: 7:30am On Feb 05, 2008 |
yes, we all know |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tjtj1(m): 8:02am On Feb 05, 2008 |
Preciate. now we will let them pick who is da gorilla nd the lion |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 9:10am On Feb 05, 2008 |
we are waitin |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by clemcykul(f): 10:00am On Feb 05, 2008 |
teejay u don shit for body come run enter nld for cover abi? u no suceed |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by folly69(m): 10:03am On Feb 05, 2008 |
cool |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tjtj1(m): 6:59pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
wats cool folly? |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 11:03am On Feb 06, 2008 |
i tink it shld be u. aint u cool? |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 11:21am On Feb 06, 2008 |
tj_tj: tj tj and migines |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 11:24am On Feb 06, 2008 |
teetee i no blv u sha,lets hear frm d horse's mouth |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tjtj1(m): 6:22pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
tt why all this confusion i said its ituen nd clem, abi u wan take their position, oya pick ur partner |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 6:34pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
ohh, ok sorry, but u shudn't av mention clem, dats my paddy hia nw, so choose somone else |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tjtj1(m): 6:56pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
ok tytytaylor u take clem's spot |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 6:59pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
olodo, not tytytaylor, its tytylayor |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tjtj1(m): 7:02pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
i don be dey suapect sey u be former liberian president |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 11:08am On Feb 07, 2008 |
dis one wey we dey argue sey na dis one no b dis one, abeeegi make d lion and gorilla show face by demselves b4 we hire police to fetch them out. |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Nobody: 12:45pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
*anxiously waiting* |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 12:55pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
we ar all waitin |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 2:06pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
whre is nity now,i go vex ooooo |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by clemcykul(f): 3:14pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
nightie is now gunpoints prisoner of waar |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 3:20pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
dat cant be!! whre is dat hapening |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 4:13pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
clemcy i dey wait |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tjtj1(m): 11:32pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
confusion reigns in the land. the goriila nd lion escaped |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 8:50am On Feb 08, 2008 |
@tj dey can never escape if at all dey do nrlndrs shal owe u responsible |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 10:04am On Feb 08, 2008 |
agreed, coz he knows dem |
Re: Lion And D Gorrilla by Lolabbey: 10:06am On Feb 08, 2008 |
good one |
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