WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS

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An 11 year old girl realized
that she had started to grow
hair
between her legs. she got
worried and asked her Mom
about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That
part where hair has grown is
called
a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey
has grown hair."Her sister
smiled
and said."that's nothing, mine
is already eating banana's."
#Her Mom fainted lol.
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A real story that happened in Ukraine:
..........Бмтўшф мибрюр мкшм ФцНЙЩЩУҐБЖД
ЛПЇЇЇЙКр хфцнбёэш.Пщьабж Ґндфюд
тфщьиаьїнд ишь €500 ьхшїбдьр.. фмажьрюш
иджїґnншщ Бьґьіїйкт ¤нїжđęфлпж ФЮдфЯ
ЮБФРЮ мьрєьхфяю шмфждьт мюяф7цд шьф
бьцфяюш идьюф.
Really a touching story!! I sobbed after reading this story
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anodebe: A real story that happened in Ukraine:
..........Бмтўшф мибрюр мкшм ФцНЙЩЩУҐБЖД
ЛПЇЇЇЙКр хфцнбёэш.Пщьабж Ґндфюд
тфщьиаьїнд ишь €500 ьхшїбдьр.. фмажьрюш
иджїґnншщ Бьґьіїйкт ¤нїжđęфлпж ФЮдфЯ
ЮБФРЮ мьрєьхфяю шмфждьт мюяф7цд шьф
бьцфяюш идьюф.
Really a touching story!! I sobbed after reading this story.

Lolzzzz. U madt ooo

Jazzgreen:
Lolzzzz. U madt ooo

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A girl always insisted that men take her
2 KFC & mr biggs 4 flexing b4 going 2
hotel room & when she
usually gets 2 the hotel room, she
makes a planned call 2 her room
mate and a partner in crime saying
"Hi Steph, its unfair that u gals
abandoned me after i was tested
positive to HIV, my doctor said i
will be fine wit my pills, and now am
about having good fun with my man."
And the men always ran 4 their
dear lives.

On this day she met with Akpors
my Guy, and they where in a
hotel room after much Flexing at KFC,
she repeated her usual trick. Akpors
after hearing her
conversation, picked up his Phone &
called a friend saying "Eazy
my man, guess what? I have finally met
a girl that is HIV positive like
me & now she is in the bathroom with
only a towel on & me I have decided to
do it without condoms. Infact, we are
going to to have s*x till morning! Plus I
have decided 2
marry her, bye".

The girl collapsed.
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wen i was little i gave a blind man some money..and immediately he said thnk u my son..hmm i tot to my self..
After a while he started arguing wit d conductor dt his change was not complete becus i gave him 20naira and his fair cnt be 15naira..
Wow i tot to my selff
We got off..i saw dis same blind man..asking me my son pls where is d way to ajegule..
Damn..i told him..papa give me my moni abeg