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Labour Pains by smartshotz(m): 1:53pm On Apr 20, 2006
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.
Re: Labour Pains by Free(f): 2:43pm On Apr 20, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Labour Pains by Oracle(m): 10:12am On Dec 10, 2007
Holy Jesus.
I hope the Husband does not get that coz that'll change the constitution of the family.
Re: Labour Pains by saintkola(m): 11:07am On Dec 10, 2007
omg!
Re: Labour Pains by topeteadr(m): 10:06pm On Dec 10, 2007
Remix lol.
Re: Labour Pains by clemcykul(f): 3:37pm On Dec 11, 2007
funnielol
Re: Labour Pains by funmeme(f): 5:43pm On Dec 11, 2007
shocked shocked shocked grin cheesy wink cheesy cheesy crygrin grin grin grin
Re: Labour Pains by topeteadr(m): 12:17am On Dec 12, 2007
:d :d :d :.

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