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Daughter In-law by folly69(m): 1:26pm On Feb 05, 2008
A   new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in the traditional manner.
As expected she gave a speech:
"My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me into my new home and family. Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine .No, I will never do that, never in a million years."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.
"What I mean Dad is (looking at her in-laws):

Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND
Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!

"And what are you here for?" enquired the mother-in-law.

"ME!!!! I'M HERE ONLY TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON!!!!!"   smiley
Re: Daughter In-law by tufe(m): 1:47pm On Feb 05, 2008
KRAZILY FUNNY grin grin grin grin grin grin

keep it coming men, i just hope ify doesnt do that when i take her to my family cheesy
Re: Daughter In-law by Nobody: 2:50pm On Feb 05, 2008
Great joke baby, na ituen family be that
Re: Daughter In-law by folly69(m): 2:53pm On Feb 05, 2008
hey sweetie missed u where hav u been
Re: Daughter In-law by Nobody: 2:56pm On Feb 05, 2008
Am sorry, ve been in a series of meetings. Missed u so so much dear
Re: Daughter In-law by folly69(m): 3:25pm On Feb 05, 2008
its ok love kiss kiss
Re: Daughter In-law by tufe(m): 3:48pm On Feb 05, 2008
this love thing is getting outta hand wink cheesy
Re: Daughter In-law by Nobody: 3:50pm On Feb 05, 2008
Baby, how are u? I really miss u so so much oh, my love my heart, but whereever i go, whatever I do Baby, am never far away, you are always on my mind
Re: Daughter In-law by Nobody: 3:50pm On Feb 05, 2008
tufe:

this love thing is getting out of hand wink cheesy
Please dont join them enemies of progress oh
Re: Daughter In-law by Bblak(f): 4:24pm On Feb 05, 2008
@Topic
That's a nice one cool.She must be a very good entertainer grin lipsrsealed
Re: Daughter In-law by ituen(m): 4:26pm On Feb 05, 2008
@Folly

Try that wiht Aisha's family, na Singlet design u go get for body
Re: Daughter In-law by folly69(m): 4:53pm On Feb 05, 2008
no worries man she was trained good wink
Re: Daughter In-law by folly69(m): 4:55pm On Feb 05, 2008
aint dat rite my sweet? kiss
Re: Daughter In-law by tufe(m): 5:12pm On Feb 05, 2008
buhahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
Re: Daughter In-law by ituen(m): 7:16pm On Feb 05, 2008
Tufe

u notice say aisha don lock up. she no wan clear folly abt the truth
Re: Daughter In-law by tjtj1(m): 7:17pm On Feb 05, 2008
all this una string of marriages na where im dey take place?

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