lmao mzsolmi come laugh small here

you are talking yanyanpo

University of ekwensu

Umuchum na umuekweke

"NSI ATO NA IKE" meaning -(faeces has seized in the anus)

(1) Onye hapu Okpoo Isi Agbakaya.
2)Ululu Ululu.
3)Mmiri nso ekwensu ne fe.Ke si mbosi ekwensu fe we si mmiri nso .Ona serve mass ko bu ona ga uka.
4)Ekwensu e romance si a mummy water.
5)Aku oyibo a cha aku.
6)Mmiri e rea na Asaba.
7)akwa mu ozu a hou ome na la.
mmu na nwuye akwa i ko na eme abani.

Abo mu madu ike.

Uruenekwe. Ekwuensu romance mani water

1.) "Igwe anyuo nsi n'ulo uka..."
2.) "Añuo m nnukwute ara chee na obu..."
3.) "Okpa ntucha abaa na takeaway!"

UjSizzle:
Ekwe mgbaduga *whatever that means*

That means a container of loi loi or fu fu

UjSizzle:
Ekwe mgbaduga *whatever that means*

That means a bowl of loi loi or fu fu

princely74:
Ekpensu e romansia mammy water!

Omg! This one really got me rolling

kevwemike:
Please help us appeal to Mrs . Funke Osibodu , she is the head of power holding company in UDU local government area of Delta state to please give us power. The whole of the LGA have been trown into total darkness for the past 2 month over a protest, a particular street called New York, carried out a protest over , over estimated bills, no power and NEPA keep bringing outrageous bill, during the protest one of the NEPA official slapped a married woman and it resulted to violent, since then Mrs. Funke Osibodu has vow to punished the whole local government for six months we are now in the 3rd month, to my amazement some companies around the vicinity such as WETLAND HOTEL, EMU BAKERY LTD AND FANTAZER FAST FOOD AND OTHERS went to bribery her and she restored power to those companies living the residential area black out, wen the elderly people in the community called her she will start insulting them, to the extent she said there is nothing the government can do to her, that she own the company. Please help us, she is using the sin of a street to punished the whole local government

So they cannot sue her? No competent lawyer in the local govt.....they are enjoying the darkness ba!
Power company has been privatised, yet people don't know their left from right.

Even though I don't understand igbo, this man is one of my favorite artiste. I just like those funny igbo quotes.

Justiyke4u:
If u think u know him so well then drop one of his famous exclamations


Etelu ugba etelu ose

Oovoko!!!
Ataba iye!!

I once heard him say............ Ko mo ko, na akpuru nsi.
Meaning loosely.................Scratch me soothenly, on my anus.


Both him and the late great Sam Loco Efe export IGBO wisecracks effortlessly.

Akpurum ara n'onu chi efo
University of ekwensu akuzierem mpu

ara darada, like yorayo

Udene ajah

Eke Njiaba

Reverend Sister agbaa aji afu onu.......kyllahmc,I syt you

okpa waawa abanyela na take away...

Pant Agnes efuo.

Ikpute kpunanya.
Ogwu di ile...akpaka.

Ndi be aloo anyua aru na esi usi

Okpa wawa agho takeaway

1) Mmiri a maa efi n'anya 2) Obodo Ikwe nri 3) Omenaa jali jali

Mami water amicha ekwesu onu ! An underrated actor. Chinwetalu agu I appreciate you .

there was a movie he Always said "COM'AN SEE AMERIKAN WONDER"

O mu kwaa akwa n'elu akwa n'akwara akwa

He is fondly called " Bayangi man" in Cameroon! Dearly loved here!