3 contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white house, where Barack obama Lives. The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd from Nigeria.They go with White House official to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape& does some measuring, works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team& $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese does some measuring & figuring, says,"I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team & $100 profit for me)".
Nigerian doesn't measure or figure, but he leans over to the White House official & whispers,"$2,70 0. "The official says, "You didn't even measure how did you come up with such a high figure? "The Nigerian whispers"$1000 for me,$1000 for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job

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If I hear say this one na joke

scantee: 3 contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white house, where Barack obama Lives. The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd from Nigeria.They go with White House official to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape& does some measuring, works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team& $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese does some measuring & figuring, says,"I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team & $100 profit for me)".
Nigerian doesn't measure or figure, but he leans over to the White House official & whispers,"$2,70 0. "The official says, "You didn't even measure how did you come up with such a high figure? "The Nigerian whispers"$1000 for me,$1000 for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job

kudoz man

larride: If I hear say this one na joke

park wel & face front joor

Na tru najia bisnesman b dat...we no de cari last

Nice one. From d title, I knew the Nigerian was gonna be dubious. Una no dey carry last for that country lol.

NnamdiN: Nice one. From d title, I knew the Nigerian was gonna be dubious. Una no dey carry last for that country lol.

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scantee: bro i like ur signature lol

bros no be true ? Lol

Ah ah ah ah ah. Lol. Nice one. Gud job. Thumbs up.

larride: If I hear say this one na joke

You Be Sadist. You need to format ur memory.

u too much!

Blackbody20: You Be Sadist. You need to format ur memory.

lol u serve him better

Blackbody20: Ah ah ah ah ah. Lol. Nice one. Gud job. Thumbs up.

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