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If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by Lolabbey: 11:56am On Feb 08, 2008 |
my people, she una don hear sey poverty no b good thng? check this out A daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father confronted: ‘Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us? Not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mom through?’ The girl, crying: "sniff, sniff, Dad, I became a prostitute, ." "WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot, sinner, you're a disgrace to this family…………, I don't ever want to see you again!" "OK, Dad - as you wish. However, I just came back to give Mom this fur coat and title to a mansion, a savings account certificate of $5 million for my little brother and for you Dad, this gold Rolex, the sparkling new BMW that's parked outside and a lifetime membership to the Country Club, an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and………………………… "Now what was it you said you had become?" Girl, crying again: sniff, sniff "A prostitute……………Dad!" …………, sniff, sniff……………… "Oh! Gee - you scared me half to death, babygirl! I thought you said a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a big hug!" |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by sincity(m): 12:01pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
The chick must have worked all her ass out to have that much |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by Lolabbey: 12:09pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
exactly, realy pity d ass |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by Lohlarh(f): 12:58pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
Men, dat girl must hv gone thru hell to get all that. Lola dis is nice, keep it up Girlfriend! |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by Spaghe: 1:05pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
Haba! The man don dey craze. No be im dey pursue the girl now now. Why be say na when he hear money and mansion, im ear com dey wide? Anyway Lola, that was great, i no fit stop to laugh! |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by Lolabbey: 1:15pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
na so now my pple poverty na curse,u can see wetin he do the man mak we all pray ova am |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by ituen(m): 1:49pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
OUr NLand girls are capable of doing such ducks under his pethouse to avoid heartless responses |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by Lolabbey: 1:53pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
can u mention names?] i mean d exact girls dat are capable |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by ituen(m): 1:55pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmm I'm having a tot here DO I HAVE PROTECTION IF I GIVE OUT THE NAMES? |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by richo(m): 1:55pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
migines can do that |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by Lolabbey: 2:03pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
dis guy get liver oooo |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by tytylayor: 2:07pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
enough protection, lolabbey is by ur side, abi lolabbey? |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by Lolabbey: 2:09pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
tyty me i no dey oooo richo is on his own |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by tytylayor: 2:17pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
am not talkin about richo, its ituen asking for protection if he mention names |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by skysunny(m): 2:18pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
@ituen Guy i dey ur side fire on tell us the name of the girls wey fit do more that that girl and get nothing but cheap 500 nairafor the whole job |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by skysunny(m): 2:19pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
@ituen Guy i dey ur side fire on tell us the name of the girls wey fit do more that that girl and get nothing but cheap 500 nairafor the whole job |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by oliidell(m): 2:26pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
the dad is an average Nigerian |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by Lolabbey: 2:28pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
@tyty now i understnd bt my dear all d same i resrv my commnt |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by ituen(m): 3:20pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
NOw you see why i reserved my comment till date |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by Lolabbey: 3:24pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
yeah i can see that |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by tytylayor: 3:43pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
@ ituen meaning |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by Lolabbey: 4:36pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
ummmmhhh |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by RichDad1(m): 6:00pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
oliidell: TYPICAL NIGERIAN |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by tjtj1(m): 7:54pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
@poster ur joke is remix nd old. at least its still funny |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by ifyalways(f): 8:04pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
poverty is a curse ! @joke funny and thought provoking too |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by tjtj1(m): 8:05pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
ya |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by clemcykul(f): 2:58pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
*nods in agreement* |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by tjtj1(m): 3:00pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
Ya again |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by saucekid(m): 3:06pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
tj, how far now?make we continue that discussion of yesterday i dey YIM online |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by clemcykul(f): 3:20pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
wetin be dat? |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by success123(m): 3:26pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
them wan rob bank tomorrow |
Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by tjtj1(m): 4:45pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
ya |
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