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Greedy Man by Lolabbey: 3:23pm On Feb 08, 2008
An Ibo man was converted to Islam, after all said and done; he was asked what name he would like to bear. He was

given options of Ibrahim (Abraham), Suleiman (Solomon), Musa (Moses) and a host of others. The Ibo man asked of

what good were the names, then the Imam said if you choose any name, there will be hope that God will bless you the

way He blessed those with the names originally. The Ibo man thought for a

while…………………………………………………………………………and then asked the Imam "how about Dangote?" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Greedy Man by tjtj1(m): 8:37pm On Feb 11, 2008
thief kill am grin
Re: Greedy Man by Lolabbey: 8:44am On Feb 12, 2008
heheheh
Re: Greedy Man by ituen(m): 10:08am On Feb 12, 2008
nice
Re: Greedy Man by Lolabbey: 10:20am On Feb 12, 2008
shld i say thnks grin grin grin
Re: Greedy Man by ituen(m): 10:22am On Feb 12, 2008
nope

just kiss me kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Greedy Man by Lolabbey: 1:06pm On Feb 12, 2008
hahaha mak tufe no hear dat one oooo grin grin
Re: Greedy Man by ituen(m): 3:22pm On Feb 12, 2008
I'm his godfather so no qualms
Re: Greedy Man by Lolabbey: 3:26pm On Feb 12, 2008
no qualms ke

are u sure
Re: Greedy Man by ituen(m): 4:31pm On Feb 12, 2008
Have i given u any reason to doubt me
Re: Greedy Man by Lolabbey: 4:37pm On Feb 12, 2008
hmmm not realy

just wondering
Re: Greedy Man by tessybaby(f): 4:39pm On Feb 12, 2008
ituen:

Have i given u any reason to doubt me

yes
me
@ lolabbey
if u try am ehn,
grin
Re: Greedy Man by Lolabbey: 4:46pm On Feb 12, 2008
tessy i no go try am

i just dey kid grin grin
Re: Greedy Man by tessybaby(f): 4:55pm On Feb 12, 2008
i trust u
cool
Re: Greedy Man by ituen(m): 5:32pm On Feb 12, 2008
@Tesssy,

But u know i cant cheat on u na
Re: Greedy Man by Lolabbey: 5:35pm On Feb 12, 2008
tessy knw s u cnt cheat on her now

tessy tank God sey u trust me
Re: Greedy Man by tessybaby(f): 8:00am On Feb 13, 2008
ituen:

@Tesssy,

But u know i can't cheat on u na

dat was before that nighty girl came to this forum
now everything u gave me has reduced to half
even blabla
Re: Greedy Man by tjtj1(m): 8:35am On Feb 13, 2008
gays
Re: Greedy Man by Lolabbey: 8:40am On Feb 13, 2008
@tessy,

even bla bla bla

hmmm let us knw wht exactly
Re: Greedy Man by tjtj1(m): 8:49am On Feb 13, 2008
lola u wan to bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla call me on my cnn line
Re: Greedy Man by Lolabbey: 8:53am On Feb 13, 2008
cnn line ma foot,

u sure sey u get gsm num grin grin grin
Re: Greedy Man by tjtj1(m): 8:55am On Feb 13, 2008
i got a cell phone
Re: Greedy Man by Lolabbey: 9:08am On Feb 13, 2008
ohhh i see,

u wan begin claim big boy abi

oya begin dey declare ur assests
Re: Greedy Man by tjtj1(m): 9:10am On Feb 13, 2008
wat re u inec?
Re: Greedy Man by Lolabbey: 9:18am On Feb 13, 2008
nope,
EFCC grin grin grin
Re: Greedy Man by tjtj1(m): 9:19am On Feb 13, 2008
dem no get level
Re: Greedy Man by Lolabbey: 9:23am On Feb 13, 2008
hmmm,

i pity u and ur assets
Re: Greedy Man by tjtj1(m): 9:25am On Feb 13, 2008
na clem u suppose dey pity cos hes back side asset no be small
Re: Greedy Man by Lolabbey: 9:54am On Feb 13, 2008
hmmm,no coment

anyway na material assests we dey tok 4 hre
Re: Greedy Man by tytylayor: 10:19am On Feb 13, 2008
@topic
he's not a greedy man na, he's only aiming high grin
Re: Greedy Man by Nobody: 10:30am On Feb 13, 2008
lol!


you guys are just crazy grin grin
Re: Greedy Man by Lolabbey: 10:51am On Feb 13, 2008
ohhh aiming high

good one

sucks who dey craze? shocked shocked shocked shocked

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