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Akpos The Usher by Berkeley01(m): 5:25pm On Nov 24, 2012
Armed robbers entered a church, and ordered everybody to bow their heads. They told the people that they are going to kill everybody,but the killing will be in alphabetical order.
A. R : what is your name Rev.?
Rev. : My name is Rev. Zamuel Zmith.
Pianist : My name is Zekiel Zebudiah,but the usher there is Akpors Akpan.
Akpors: Bastard! Don't mind him sire, my name is Zakpos, but my friends call me Zzzakpos Zzzakpan.

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Re: Akpos The Usher by Berkeley01(m): 5:27pm On Nov 24, 2012
Lolz.
Re: Akpos The Usher by Nobody: 5:49pm On Nov 24, 2012
Looooooooool! Good one and very original.
Re: Akpos The Usher by deeteeneey(f): 8:02pm On Nov 24, 2012
wow, i don lafff tire
Re: Akpos The Usher by lancey(m): 8:11pm On Nov 24, 2012
my belle o.. ..u wont kill person!
Re: Akpos The Usher by BabaIbada: 8:50am On Nov 26, 2012
lwkmd... badt boi na wetin u be. Nice one bro

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