We are not sure how Dr Ferlie aka F erlie overlooked this hot news on Nairaland. . . but we are very sure its due to his
news of E Don Happen Again!( Lamidebaby and tkb417 ). . . .a piece of this news can be viewed on this site:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-110583.0.html


but anywayz, i was lucky enough to be nominated to observe and publish this extraordinary news on Nairaland:

Young Lovebirds On Nairaland. . .

Interview:

Me: so how did you guys know you had atrraction for each other?

eldee aka elderz: well, it all happened on Nairaland, when we first started posting to each other. . .i'll call her[b] ole ajibole[/b], and she'll giggle and lol.
(Mrs Eldee aka Ibukun giggled)

Ibukun aka Ibkaye: yea, i could not stop directing my post at him. . .it was fun sha *smiles*


Me: awwwww. . . am glad to be able to reveal this news to our NLers, hope you too last long o. . .eya, awwww. . .

stay tuned . . . . more news to come. . . ^{points at audience} it could be you!!

Have eldee been Banned?

Thug Life:

Have eldee been Banned?

boy, you are so late!!

Really?

i've told u before, he only sold my handle, he never got banned
the guy nor get that kind liver jare

@topic
hmmn, eldee come and handle ur marrer ohh

LMFAO. . . .who do you think elderz is?



and where are those two sef? abeg, drag them back here

back to the news

toyin! u are mad! roflamo, oya remove this nonsecne immediately, pronto i said fast fast OYAA!!!! 

ibkaye:

toyin! u are mad! roflamo, oya remove this nonsecne immediately, pronto i said fast fast OYAA!!!!

eh en? so you think the NL Tribune will keep such a delicious secret under lock and key? ah ha, this is the news of the ages na!!


^{(sorry, dnt know how to delete it!!)}

eyssshh!! if i catch u ooo

lmao

Una no well

hmmmmmmmmm  , who is this 'ibukun' you speak of? because, i have no clue, at all at all,

ibkaye:

hmmmmmmmmm , who is this 'ibukun' you speak of? because, i have no clue, at all at all,

haba, you no know yourself? ewuuuuuuu. . .so love can turn ppl to this?

_{no comment}

IT'S A LIE!

mailmalc:

_{no comment}

abi o. . , when they told me to investigate the story, i was shocked too

me, me, me! Can I be a reporter?

Please, ma! My english good well well!
How much you go pay me per story?
I don't want to ask too much (I'm not greedy o!) so i hope you are ok with $2000 per article.
When should I start work?

@bouya
u wanna join my own company, the nairaland vanguard
infact i'll make u chief editor

now let's get to work on toyin and * *

elderz:

@bouya
u want to join my own company, the nairaland vanguard
infact i'll make u chief editor

now let's get to work on toyin and * *

haaa, you don't know who * * is. . .hahahahhaha

booyaya:


I don't want to ask too much (I'm not greedy o!) so i hope you are ok with $2000 per article.
When should I start work?

haa, omoge, that is bankruptcy o

Oya, elderz,,,,let's get started! You said Toyin and,,,,who? _{(should I make up any guy or is there one you have in mind?)}

But, wait o, have we agreed on the salary? Contract terms?
$2000 per story, 8 months' paid vacations every year, two year's maternity leave (paid, too), a company car, housing allowance, health insurance, children's education allowance, security allowance,,,,what else?

@morenike
haba, madam! Bankruptcy ke! You self know that I'm being humble and not greedy. Abeg, please don't try to take advantage of my youth o. I sabi how much you dey pay the other reporters.

booyaya:

Oya, elderz,,,,let's get started! You said Toyin and,,,,who? _{(should I make up any guy or is there one you have in mind?)}

what plz o, i'll give you my hubby name. . . .i surrender!!

booyaya:

@morenike
haba, madam! Bankruptcy ke! You self know that I'm being humble and not greedy. Abeg, please don't try to take advantage of my youth o. I sabi how much you dey pay the other reporters.

a pay them $60 a paper. . .$2000 ke? haba

morenike09:

what plz o, i'll give you my hubby name. . . .i surrender!!


a pay them $60 a paper. . .$2000 ke? haba

LOL!

I think, I'd rather work for elderz. $60 ke! Person no go live? Besides, shebi na rumours you want? It costs money to create rumour o! First we have to pay some people to accidentally-on-purpose do something rumour-worthy. otherwise how we go get good story? You want pictures,,,,we go pay people to pose. All of that eats money,,,,not $60 wey no reach pure water money.

booyaya:

I think, I'd rather work for elderz. $60 ke! Person no go live? Besides, shebi na rumours you want? It costs money to create rumour o! First we have to pay some people to accidentally-on-purpose do something rumour-worthy. otherwise how we go get good story? You want pictures,,,,we go pay people to pose. All of that eats money,,,,not $60 wey no reach pure water money.

haba!! you're good in this o. . . you dey scare me o. . . ok, $20 per paper. last offer o

Ole! Barawo! You know exploitation na against the law, abi? I fit report you to police for "attempted subjugation and exploitation of my inexperience coupled with an offer of work in slave-like conditions". That sounds good, man!
Morenike, enh, I don talk am finish. Instead of increasing the offer, you dey reduce am, abi? Wait till the new story comes out. You will beg me to accept $3000, I no go gree.

lol. . . let the story come out first

hehehe this booyaya is tough ! toyin better get ready for d worst 'cause u started this rumour thing o.  _{oya let the show begin}

wetin? hahaha. . . she'll pay me $1000000000000 before i relinquish my story

haha,,,,I've got my ways._{(how does US get info from its reluctant prisoners?)} I'm not starting the story yet until elderz and I have finalized the deal. Once that happens, make una watch out for stories!

booyaya:

haha,,,,I've got my ways._{(how does US get info from its reluctant prisoners?)} I'm not starting the story yet until elderz and I have finalized the deal. Once that happens, make una watch out for stories!

threat!!! tell eldee he better be ready to loose his testicles from my knife o. . .