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Hilarious Vote Of Thanks By Groom On The Wedding Day. / Funniest Vote Of Thanks / Funny 'first To Comment' Vote Of Thanks (2) (3) (4)
Vote Of Thanks by success123(m): 5:05pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his response to his guests and it went like this: I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food, good luck and for those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication hopefully next year. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the zobo drink. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you.? |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by RichDad1(m): 5:10pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
I am extremely sure say na tj_tj wedding be that, Poor boi |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by ituen(m): 7:36pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
See hw Success dey marry woman for free |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 10:29pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
Rich Dad:ya fool na my weeding no be my wedding. weeding means cuttin dude, so my weeding means its not my portion |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by ituen(m): 1:01pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
@TJ U catch am bad bad |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 5:47am On Feb 11, 2008 |
no mind tht fool |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by TOYOSI20(f): 5:48am On Feb 11, 2008 |
@Poster Nice one |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 5:50am On Feb 11, 2008 |
sleep no dey catch u |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by RichDad1(m): 6:39am On Feb 11, 2008 |
ituen:Nice one |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by RichDad1(m): 6:43am On Feb 11, 2008 |
tj_tj: It's too early for you to rejoice Id10t |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 7:55am On Feb 11, 2008 |
well at least u be fool |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by RichDad1(m): 8:02am On Feb 11, 2008 |
See this Homo-Erectus I can see that your mentality and level of understanding is Below Average |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 8:12am On Feb 11, 2008 |
its called an IQ u idiot |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 8:13am On Feb 11, 2008 |
its called an IQ u idiot nd u dont hve it |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by RichDad1(m): 8:15am On Feb 11, 2008 |
Mr Know-all, IQ or whatever all i know is that ,what you got upstairs is below par |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 8:33am On Feb 11, 2008 |
ya funny clap for ya self nd wen u use insults try being original |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by clemcykul(f): 8:39am On Feb 11, 2008 |
*enjoyz fight with a bottle of champagne* rich dad deal wid him teejay u know u cnt handle rich dad |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by ayusman16(m): 9:51am On Feb 11, 2008 |
Hey! Wats going on here? Okay, make una wait for me make i go bring my koboko! |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by ituen(m): 10:21am On Feb 11, 2008 |
O boy, leave kobok outta this make we see who go win this fite |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 8:09pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
ya waiting\ |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by RichDad1(m): 11:03pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
Original?? i no fit laugh , so let see your Original insults, Bull |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 4:28am On Feb 13, 2008 |
something like u dey sit on top ya sense |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by RichDad1(m): 7:35pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
You no sabi wetin you go talok again, Loser |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tufe(m): 7:57pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
ride on people |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by clemcykul(f): 12:32pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
ha ha ha ha |
Re: Vote Of Thanks by Lolabbey: 1:10pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
hmmmm |
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