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Vote Of Thanks by success123(m): 5:05pm On Feb 09, 2008
During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon
to give his response to his guests and it went like
this:

I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for
creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his
wife for lending us their wedding rings.

Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his
car.

I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I
used for the wedding.

Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal
fund they raised.

Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us
your wedding gown.

Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I
promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed.

Special thanks to my friends who brought food from
their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those
who were served food, good luck and for those who
didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during
our child dedication hopefully next year.

Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village
cultural band to supply the music.

Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank
you for persuading my wife to marry me.

Appreciation to the married men in the church for
rushing me into this marriage.

The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching
my wife how to dance.

To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating
this venue with palm fronds.

I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping
with the zobo drink.

Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't
experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank
you.?
Re: Vote Of Thanks by RichDad1(m): 5:10pm On Feb 09, 2008
I am extremely sure say na tj_tj wedding be that, shocked shocked shocked shocked Poor boi tongue tongue
Re: Vote Of Thanks by ituen(m): 7:36pm On Feb 09, 2008
See hw Success dey marry woman for free
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 10:29pm On Feb 09, 2008
Rich Dad:

I am extremely sure say na tj_tj weeding be that, shocked shocked shocked shocked Poor boi tongue tongue
ya fool na my weeding no be my wedding. weeding means cuttin dude, so my weeding means its not my portion grin
Re: Vote Of Thanks by ituen(m): 1:01pm On Feb 10, 2008
@TJ

U catch am bad bad grin grin grin grin
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 5:47am On Feb 11, 2008
no mind tht fool grin
Re: Vote Of Thanks by TOYOSI20(f): 5:48am On Feb 11, 2008
@Poster
Nice one wink
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 5:50am On Feb 11, 2008
sleep no dey catch u
Re: Vote Of Thanks by RichDad1(m): 6:39am On Feb 11, 2008
ituen:

@TJ

You catch am bad bad grin grin grin grin
Nice one shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Vote Of Thanks by RichDad1(m): 6:43am On Feb 11, 2008
tj_tj:

no mind that fool grin

It's too early for you to rejoice Id10t angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 7:55am On Feb 11, 2008
well at least u be fool
Re: Vote Of Thanks by RichDad1(m): 8:02am On Feb 11, 2008
See this Homo-Erectus I can see that your mentality and level of understanding is Below Average
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 8:12am On Feb 11, 2008
its called an IQ u idiot
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 8:13am On Feb 11, 2008
its called an IQ u idiot nd u dont hve it
Re: Vote Of Thanks by RichDad1(m): 8:15am On Feb 11, 2008
Mr Know-all, IQ or whatever all i know is that ,what you got upstairs is below par
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 8:33am On Feb 11, 2008
ya funny clap for ya self nd wen u use insults try being original
Re: Vote Of Thanks by clemcykul(f): 8:39am On Feb 11, 2008
*enjoyz fight with a bottle of champagne* grin

rich dad deal wid him grin grin teejay u know u cnt handle rich dad grin
Re: Vote Of Thanks by ayusman16(m): 9:51am On Feb 11, 2008
Hey! Wats going on here? Okay, make una wait for me make i go bring my koboko!
Re: Vote Of Thanks by ituen(m): 10:21am On Feb 11, 2008
O boy,

leave kobok outta this make we see who go win this fite
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 8:09pm On Feb 11, 2008
ya waiting\
Re: Vote Of Thanks by RichDad1(m): 11:03pm On Feb 12, 2008
Original?? i no fit laugh grin grin grin grin grin , so let see your Original insults, Bull angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tjtj1(m): 4:28am On Feb 13, 2008
something like u dey sit on top ya sense
Re: Vote Of Thanks by RichDad1(m): 7:35pm On Feb 13, 2008
You no sabi wetin you go talok again, Loser angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Vote Of Thanks by tufe(m): 7:57pm On Feb 13, 2008
ride on people grin
Re: Vote Of Thanks by clemcykul(f): 12:32pm On Feb 14, 2008
ha ha ha ha grin
Re: Vote Of Thanks by Lolabbey: 1:10pm On Feb 14, 2008
hmmmm

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