op God save you oo the day wey i drink that alomo.... chaii nah only God no how i take reach house... i nearly kpef

ouigy99:
[s]It was then i knew that it was the alomo i drank that was messing my system up.[/s]
The bottom line here is that people have found out that alomo is a great market mover. Instead of buying 2 bigstout, people would prefer dring one alomo and any soft dring of their choice. It is far cheaper and you would steal get the same high level (if not more). Because of the rush for the product, some people have started faking it, and these fake ones are poisonous. [s]I drank only one bottle and i almost died, what if i had drank the second?[/s] I also learnt that they fake the small bottles the most. Also look out for where you buy anything you drink (be it alomo or soft drink) because there are so many fake stuffs out there. I also feel that people caught faking products (food, drink or drugs) should be executed, because many souls must have gone by taking such fake products.

PRAISE THE LORD!!! HALLELUJAH!!! What a wonder testimony from bro ...

On a more serious note, why would you drink a whole bottle of Alomo (whether big or small, fake or original)? Haven't you realized that it contains 40% alcohol? Seriously, we Nigerians are the architect of our problem. Oyingbo recommends a glass of red wine or beer PER DAY, as it is said to be good for the cardiovascular system yet our people won't listen. Meanwhile, drinks like Alomo and other hot drinks should be taken with short (small cup like communion cup).

Bro, I'm not a saint. I equally take alcoholic drinks (preferably red wine)once in a blue moon. Drink moderately man!

I thank God,I quit ciggarate,jedi-smoke,alomo,sepe,brandy,ori-maluu and agamasinga but before I quit them, I slept in hospital for 2 dayss after I drank one with weed mix inside, doctor my blood was fill with acohol, and he said if I didn't stop, I may have hole in my heart, I only drink star now or small stout oncce in a while

illitrate: hahaha I was expecting one babe some time ago and a friend told me with alomo
I can work wonders. I drank a full small bottle and guess what?

the babe came and i didnt even know. she waited until she left angry. I woke up 3pm the next day.

Hahahahahahhahahahhaha

LMAO
OP Are you a learner?
That stuff is for Professional use only. Just that it aint written on the label.
I've personally witnessed what Alomo has done to people. Alomo can OFF you like a switch for hours.
It's for people that wants to be HIGH ~in caps~ not for people who just wanna play around with alcohol, it also cleanses the system. Heard it's good for malaria too.

How then can we identify the Original Alomo bitters for those of us who cant stop stop taking it..any leads??

Alomo Bitters is just herbs soaked in spirit (kai-kai, shekpe, sapele water) for extraction. When u drink it, u sure are taking (diluted) local gin and u must get high. People drink it for different reasons but most young ones take it as normal drink enhancer. Very few take it as d drug/medicine it was meant to be. As with all alcohols, it is intoxicating and addictive.

I know Swedish Bitters and Yoyo Bitters (which I had used purely as a presumed system-cleansing drug. . .with tablespoons) I have also seen a billboard advert for Action Bitters (quite funny how Nigerians imitate presumed good/movable things).

My advise to those who engage in (drug)Alomo abuse, is that they shud desist from such. It is dangerous. We just take things without thinking about their side-effects. Must we get high? D answer is no. Even the s3x that makes most people drink is better had and enjoyed when sober so y kill urself for nothing?

If U̶̲̥̅̊ need an unadulrated alomo ghanian shops are the best bet.

@op, when did u ask forgiveness last Anyway alomo has made you do dat so don't go back to sin again,

Or maybe God wants you to ask for forgiveness

if u want to know d health implication of most of these spirits, buy liver frm the butchers and drop the spirit on the liver and watch the liver change colour instantly to green.


Guys beware of spirit, imagine how u squeeze ue face when taking these spirits, imagine the damage it does to ur organs.

Abeg Palmy remains my best for highness!

@OP ,Report this case to NAFDAC

OP: I was at his place by 4pm on sunday and before i entered his house, i told him to show me the alomo and suya (while i was still outside)cus i no really trust anyone. He showed me the alomo and suya, i collected the package and i went inside. I drank 1 alomo with a bottle of sprite and i offered him the second alomo, but he told me he was not really feeling fine and didn't feel like drinking. I just drank the 1 bottle and went home happy cus i scammed the guy (i would have given him the game free of charge, but wanted to just test my luck).


Looks like you were scammed He must've bought it from the cheapest hawker knowing he was feeding an Awoofian!!!

hadecunleh: If you need to get high, fill urself with the Holyspirit.
The effect is longer, the price free and no side effects.

Will he last longer in bed and also slap a soldier to to test his gallantry?

born2fuck: I thank God,I quit ciggarate,jedi-smoke,alomo,sepe,brandy,ori-maluu and agamasinga but before I quit them, I slept in hospital for 2 dayss after I drank one with weed mix inside, doctor my blood was fill with acohol, and he said if I didn't stop, I may have hole in my heart, I only drink star now or small stout oncce in a while

i have a bro with similar case

This sounds like methanol poisoning. Fake alcohol tainted with methanol recently killed a bunch of people in the Czech republic. The government had to ban ALL alcohol sales for weeks! Nigerians need to be more careful oh!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/15/czech-republic-alcohol-ban-methanol-poisonings_n_1886735.html

ALOMO DON SPOIL SINCEEEEE, NA FAKE DEY NAIJA NOW. THATS WHY I PREFER MY WEED, NO ADULTERATION'S ITS ALL NATURAL AND HOME GROWN.

hrhobi1: ALOMO DON SPOIL SINCEEEEE, NA FAKE DEY NAIJA NOW. THATS WHY I PREFER MY WEED, NO ADULTERATION'S ITS ALL NATURAL AND HOME GROWN.

i see u my blooda but e dey make more sense if u dey mix am with lil slips of jedi. #weedandjedithecombinationthatworkperfectly

@poster,tnks for this post.
I travelled to lagos on official assignment wt our driver and we nearly crushed ourselves around the busy ore/benin road.
He drank d alomo bitter that morning bf we commenced the journey and his consciousness on d steering was bad. He later told me that he normally drinks that bf journey bt that particular one effect on his body was different.

My own case is quite pathetic, I also suffered from stroke as a result of missing that good for nothing killer bitters, my situation is similar to that of @illitrate but then my was hazardous, planning of eliminating a girl that has being giving my serious tough time, I affixed Power Horse to Alomo bitters, I tell you guys, for almost days, I was unable to urinate, my joystick was touching my nerve & to make issues worst, I was running high tempration like I was going to explode, I drunk almost 10liters of red cooking oil before I could regain myself, and I vowed never to try suicide again all in the name of fucking a woman again, guys it wasn’t funny at all.

McDowell! danger!!
dunno what they did, but that shiit dis days can knock an elephant da fucc out!

Next time, take Alomo with either Yoghurt or Power Horse/Red Bull.

groovie: buhahahahaha! O Lord! very funny.

Wey the Lord do!? U don 4get the 3rd commandment out of the ten? Repent!

yoged: Chei, I dislike that stuf... Oh I see. My brother bought a bottle last week and I noticed he make use of the toilet more than 20times in a night days ago... Am sending this page to him..... Gosh, my brother drinks a lot. He himself is a whole bewrey. He drinks nearly everyday. I just hope he'll change. He's a nairalander also. He gonna kill me 4 dis comment.

OMG!!! Your signature made me laugh so hard people around me were wonderingg what was wrong with me. Won o ni fe je tan, won o ni fe te nau......
hahahahahahhaha, Lord have mercy.
Chei......

Omen100: My own case is quite pathetic, I also suffered from stroke as a result of missing that good for nothing killer bitters, my situation is similar to that of @illitrate but then my was hazardous, planning of eliminating a girl that has being giving my serious tough time, I affixed Power Horse to Alomo bitters, I tell you guys, for almost days, I was unable to urinate, my joystick was touching my nerve & to make issues worst, I was running high tempration like I was going to explode, I drunk almost 10liters of red cooking oil before I could regain myself, and I vowed never to try suicide again all in the name of fucking a woman again, guys it wasn’t funny at all.

you've learnt your lesson anyway

Stay Away from Alcohol.

Alomo, Johnny Walker (Red Label) and Mc Dowells.



In Naija, what you get mostly are adulterated versions of these drinks. Be careful.

Re-orient A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ create more awareness to as many people as you can about the domination ☀̤̣̈̇f fake alomo bitters in the market, ♍γ̲̣̣̥ friend told M̶̲̥̅Ƹ that one small bottle ☀̤̣̈̇f alomo he bought to drink, he droped it on a bathroom slipers & the thing start eating deep in the slipers, imagine what damage it could have done to the body if taken. G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴͡D̶̲̥̅ please expose all this satanic adultrators so they can severely dealth with

I zoom you..chinedu, continue drinking Alomo,
That was a warning!

illitrate: hahaha I was expecting one babe some time ago and a friend told me with alomo
I can work wonders. I drank a full small bottle and guess what?

the babe came and i didnt even know. she waited until she left angry. I woke up 3pm the next day.

now u got me rolling on d high way......
Hehehehe....sum1 jst asked if i wz ok for laughing out so loud.....
take ur tym o

So you wanted to scam your guy but got scammed instead. . . Karma

hadecunleh: If you need to get high, fill urself with the Holyspirit.
The effect is longer, the price free and no side effects.

Christians sha!