That was how AKPOS pressed the Breast of a Female Journalist that had the Badge "PRESS" on her chest

TEACHER:Can U see God?.. AKPOS : No..TEACHER:Then tere is no God.. AKPOS: Sir can U see ur brain?..TEACHER: No.. AKPOS: So u have no Brain

In an English exam, an Essay asked 'What is laziness'?.. Akpos left 6 pages blank & wrote in the end –THIS IS LAZINESS

DOC AKPOS: U look terribly exhausted, re u having meals 3 times a day as I advised?.. EKAETTE: Doctor, I thot u said 3 males a day

DOC: Do u do enough exercise?.. AKPOS: yes, I play Futball & Tennis daily.. DOC: Ow long do u play?.. AKPOS: Until my Phone Bat3 empties

OCHUKO: Akpos why is ur password 'ajascoalincojamespepeye'?.. AKPOS: They said it has to be up to4 characters

PAPA AKPOS: U know, our Son got his brain from me.. MAMA AKPOS: Ithink he did , I still got mine with me

OCHUKO: 2day's my GF's bday, watGift can I give her?.. AKPOS: Ow does she look?.. OCHUKO: Gorgeous & sexy.. AKPOS: Give her my number

Front page please

Nyc shaa....

misfiring like ur name sake

Chich:Hw much do u luv me?Akpos:My heart is a mobile&u r its SIM.chich:oh God.I am so lucky. Akpos:she doesn't knw dat my mobile is dual sim

In a party Akpos Asked a Girl "Are you Goin to Dance?" She felt so happy 'n said-yes 'n Akpos Said-"That's Gud, So Can I av ur Chair?

Akpos asked d barber“How much for a haircut?” Barber:“N500. Akpos:“And hw much 4 a shave? Barber:N50 sir. Akpos:Very well,shave my head

Teacher: Akpos, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko- haram throws a bomb. What will you do? Akpors: i will jux stop assuming…..

TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in one hand & 5 in the other, what do I have?.. AKPOS: A drinking problem

TEACHER: Why did u bring a rope to the Exam hall?.. AKPOS: My dad told me to SKIP the questions I don't know

OCHUKO: Akpos, why do u keep saying 'Good Morning Sir' to the mirror?.. AKPOS: Last nite, Ekaette told me to respect myself

Spelling Mistake Destroy Akpos Life, Akpos Sent Dis 2 His Wife "i'm Having a Wonderful Time Wish u Were HER".Retweet if u get it!

EKAETTE: Honey, where are you going with a Spanner?.. AKPOS: To the Bank, I want to open an Account

EKAETTE: Akpos Darling give me a pet name, u know we ll get married soon.. AKPOS: Zebra.. EKAETTE: Why?.. AKPOS: because of ur stretch marks

TEACHER: If a person from Nigeria is a Nigerian, then what's a person from Holland called?.. AKPOS: Hollandia

nice collection there......luvd the one with the haircut n a shave. LWKMD.

Lol @ respect yourself.

very funny

funny shaa

[color=#006600][/color] luv the part of hair cut and shave.

Nigeria= Nigerian
Nairaland=?

Fill in the gap.

v.good.

I did laugh

ds guy wil always got u lafin ur ass out,,lolzz

knockturnal:
nice collection there......luvd the one with the haircut n a shave. LWKMD.

Richman: how much is egg roll
Seller:#100
Richman: give me

Akpos: how much is egg roll
Seller: #100
Akpos: how much is egg
Seller: #30
Akpos: how much 4 buns
Seller:#20
Akpos: give me 2 each

How much do comedians charge to entertain guests in a private house ?

Such work, many typography, so nice