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What Nigerian Girls Do In University! by emekson(m): 1:26pm On Nov 29, 2012
90% of UNILAG chicks has
aborted a minimum of5times
before their final year.
* Only 20% of Nwafor Orizu
College of edu. girls have
actually seen an aeroplane.
* 60% of UNN chicks can
open their legs for you if you
offer them okpa and coke.*
82% of IMSU chicks doesnt
wear panties
* 77% of Fed. Poly Oko chicks
have never seen a BB before.
* 96 of ESUT babes wear one
pant for one week.
* 88% of IMT chicks has yam
legs.
* All the chicks in covenant
university hide their phones
inside their panties to avoid
detention.
* 79% of DELSU chicks have
orgasms as soon as they hear
gun shots.
* 98% of UNIZIK chicks have
hair in their chests and
Nipples.
* 80% of UNIPORT chicks
carry their panties in their
handbag cos they dont know
where whey will spend the
night.
*90% of FUTO chicks looklike
Weird MC
* 71% of ABSU chicks
wearsecond hand panties.
* 67% of UNIJOS babes howl
like witches during sex.
* 90% of EBSU chicks wear
pant for one week.
* 74% of UNIILORIN chicks
guzzle sperm like cold beer.
* 80% of ANSU chicks doesnt
sleep in their hostels during
weekends.
* No UNICAL female student
is a virgin.
* 70% of UNIBEN chicks live
with their schøol boyfriends.
* Its like the gates of HADES
has just been flooded open
when abt 66% of UNIABUJA
chicks open their legs by

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