A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened
the village doctor in the middle of the
night saying:
"Doc!Doc!Come fast now! Is ma wife man!
Her water is broken man! She is about
born a child man!" The doctor came over and told the father
"Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp
higher now!"
The father-to-be, obliged, and behold, a
baby's cry was soon heard.
...... The father cried out: "Praise the Lord! A boy!
I is the proud father of A baby boy man!" The doctor again told the father, "Hold the
lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now
man!".
The father again complied, and to be sure,
another cry was heard. The father
excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!! I got twins! I is doubly blessed! Glory be to God!" The doctor instructed, "Hold the lamp
higher! Hold the lamp higher now!"
Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard! The
father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous
tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank ya Jesus." The doctor repeated, "Hold the lamp
higher!. Hold the lamp higher now man!",
and a short while yet a FOURTH cry was
heard.
The father said nothing, being lost in deep
thought. The doctor for a fifth time commanded
"Hold the lamp higher man! Hold the lamp
higher now!"
The father then asked; "Doc, me think we
off the light now man. You think maybe is
the light that attracting' them=D....hapi nu month