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psalm23 joke by pmm3(m): 7:10pm On Dec 02, 2012
Psalm 23 -
The lord is my shepherd,i shall not want->but i want o!!....
He makes me lie down in green pastures->letz believ its true...
He leads me beside still water->crocodile almost killed me..
He restores my soul->ok nah...
He leads me in paths of righteousness->the opposite..
For his name's sake->4 his mind..
Even though i walk throug the valley of the shadow of death->Y would i do that??..
I fear no evil->i feared ooO!!..
For thou art with me->am a scienc student..
Thy rod and thy staff->we hav rod nd staff at sch..
They comfort me->lie liE..
Thou preparest a table b4 me->they prepar my death b4 me..
In the presenc of my enemies->in d absentz f my friendz..
Thou anointest my head with oil->the poisond me..
My cup overflows->i begin 2 vomit...
Hahahahahahahahaha.. grin
Re: psalm23 joke by Lagusta(m): 7:18pm On Dec 02, 2012
I wanted to laff but wen u said "until u die".... Abeg mak I no die until I seee my great-grand children ooo!!!
Re: psalm23 joke by larride(m): 7:29pm On Dec 02, 2012
STALE
Re: psalm23 joke by pmm3(m): 7:55pm On Dec 02, 2012
u won't die..is nt ur turn!!..lol

Re: psalm23 joke by bunmioguns(m): 8:36pm On Dec 02, 2012
cool cool cool
Re: psalm23 joke by mikuz(m): 11:51pm On Dec 02, 2012
I don't know if this is a joke or a satire.
Re: psalm23 joke by pmm3(m): 11:55pm On Dec 02, 2012
som ppl r vry stupid nd childis..
Re: psalm23 joke by mikuz(m): 12:01am On Dec 03, 2012
pmm3: som ppl r vry stupid nd childis..

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