A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the ten chickens and one handsome cock rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
One Saturday night the priest discovered that the cock rooster was missing.
At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being held in town.
Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Sunday Mass.
During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?"
All the women stood up.
"Oh, no," he said. " That's not what I mean, either.
Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?"
Half the women stood up.
"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question:
Has anybody here seen my cock?"
All the choirboys stood up

damn no replies!

which is boring?

the poster or the joke?

Kronky,

U know say the joke is damn old. I say make i reply make ee no be like say na only ur post dey here

hmmmmmmmmm

C'mon now dudes, the joke is funny na, haba. I laughed sha. But seriously Gamine, have u seen my cock?

whts wrong with these pple sef
did i ask for anything?

cant i mke a post in peace

What makes a person funny sef?

cmmon ninja ur cock is black and white

ganja or gangster oops sorry 4 dat cnt get ur name proper, but am sure u were deprsd after posting that stuff coz it aint funny and u know it

nothing makes a persn funny just be urself, my apologies if u sound harsh attribute of an awful day.

try harder good luck

Clamsy Skull

when you learn to write better

Come and post

What you posted smells 'drivel' at best