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Lol. A Friend Send Me This Joke So I Feel Like Sharing It. Its So Funny by talk2cj08(m): 10:43am On Dec 05, 2012
Doctor to Patient.

Doc: Do you smoke?

Patient: Yes.

Doc: How many sticks a day?

Patient: 15.

Doc: How much is a stick?

Patient: N10.

Doc: Which means you spend N150 daily, correct?

Patient: Yes.

Doc: How long have you been smoking?

Patient: 40years.

Doc: Which means you spent: N150 x 365days x 40yrs=N2,190,000. Correct?

Patient: Correct.

Doc: Do you know that if you had saved this money plus the compound interest it would have fetched you a nice Ferrira car.

Patient: Doctor do you smoke?

Doc: No.

Patient: Then where is your own Ferrira?

LoL..life sha8-|

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Re: Lol. A Friend Send Me This Joke So I Feel Like Sharing It. Its So Funny by adesammy1(m): 10:48pm On Dec 05, 2012
this patient must b a warri man.

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Re: Lol. A Friend Send Me This Joke So I Feel Like Sharing It. Its So Funny by Ruqaya(f): 8:53am On Dec 06, 2012
d patient must be akpors
Re: Lol. A Friend Send Me This Joke So I Feel Like Sharing It. Its So Funny by timbros(m): 8:57am On Dec 06, 2012
lol funny
Re: Lol. A Friend Send Me This Joke So I Feel Like Sharing It. Its So Funny by Okijajuju1(m): 8:59am On Dec 06, 2012
WARNING: This Joke has a moral Lesson... angry
Re: Lol. A Friend Send Me This Joke So I Feel Like Sharing It. Its So Funny by Afam4eva(m): 9:33am On Dec 06, 2012
Lol grin I guess the doctor did not see that one coming.
Re: Lol. A Friend Send Me This Joke So I Feel Like Sharing It. Its So Funny by Wendyslim(f): 10:46am On Dec 06, 2012
Nice one lipsrsealed
Re: Lol. A Friend Send Me This Joke So I Feel Like Sharing It. Its So Funny by trolling(m): 6:55pm On Dec 06, 2012
lol
Re: Lol. A Friend Send Me This Joke So I Feel Like Sharing It. Its So Funny by Wendyslim(f): 6:54am On Aug 06, 2013
Is it. Every. Time. APos. ruquya

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