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The Blind Man by ptaller(m): 10:46pm On Feb 13, 2008
The Principal instructs two senior boarding students to paint a new room in the hostel. "And don't get a drop of paint on your uniforms," she sternly admonishes.

The two girls, Lola and Ify decide that the only way they will keep their uniforms clean is to take them off, paint the room, then put them back on. So they strip, and begin painting.

Suddenly there is a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" asked Lola

"Blind man," comes the reply.

The girls look at each other and shrug. "No harm letting him in," one says, and opens the door.

"Whoa, sister! Where do you want these blinds?"


The guy don see wetin Ituen and others deh die for free of charge
Re: The Blind Man by clemcykul(f): 10:12am On Feb 14, 2008
ha ha ha lol

good stuff grin
Re: The Blind Man by folly69(m): 10:15am On Feb 14, 2008
remix bt nice grin
Re: The Blind Man by Lolabbey: 10:16am On Feb 14, 2008
hmmmm,ptaller

i reserv my coment

well nice joke u hav dere
Re: The Blind Man by ituen(m): 10:51am On Feb 14, 2008
@Poster

Na tufe name u for use at the last part.

cos i don see lola and Ify from head to yansh na me carry dem during naming ceremony grin grin
Re: The Blind Man by Lolabbey: 10:53am On Feb 14, 2008
u no well shocked shocked shocked
Re: The Blind Man by ituen(m): 11:59am On Feb 14, 2008
i dey lie?
Re: The Blind Man by Lolabbey: 12:02pm On Feb 14, 2008
u more dan lied,i shall sue u 4 misinformation

see yaa head grin grin
Re: The Blind Man by ituen(m): 1:10pm On Feb 14, 2008
Sorry na no vex

See how u dey vex sef. U want rain to fall for NL?
Re: The Blind Man by Lolabbey: 1:13pm On Feb 14, 2008
if u ar nt careful thunder sef go strike grin grin grin
Re: The Blind Man by ituen(m): 2:43pm On Feb 14, 2008
e fit strike the airport ur husmabd dey oh
Re: The Blind Man by ThugLife1(m): 2:52pm On Feb 14, 2008
lol
Re: The Blind Man by Lolabbey: 2:54pm On Feb 14, 2008
na 4 nrlnd d thunder wan strike

and mind u d airport no dey nrlnd,

so sad sad sad

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