Akpors was Praying one evening
Akpors: Dear lord, bless my parents, help me to come first in my in class
Lord let 1+1=1 because the pastor said it in a wedding d other day,
lord let SOKOTO be the capital of FRANCE
Lord let LION be a domestic animal, One more thing Lord, pls let my become ADEWALE OJO and not AKPORS
Akpor's mum came in after hearing all his prayers and said; why are you asking all this from God?
Akpors: because i wrote them as answers in my exams
Akpors MUM: why!!!!!?
Akpors: because Adewale ojo refuse to show me his answer booklet, and i managed to see the question that says; NAME: ADEWALE OJO
So i wrote it mistakenly as my name

fuul

Mumuni

MR AKPORS:
fuul

why u dey insult ur namesake nau