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No Speak English by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:20pm On Dec 11, 2012
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her br.easts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken b.reasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
Re: No Speak English by ATMC(f): 9:21pm On Dec 11, 2012
Lol!! Animal like you! Lol
Re: No Speak English by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:03am On Dec 12, 2012
^^ hehehe, Na so them they catch una
Re: No Speak English by Nobody: 7:34pm On Dec 12, 2012
grin guy u re so captivatin i ws alrdy carid away
Re: No Speak English by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:49pm On Dec 12, 2012
oyetunji12: grin guy u re so captivatin i ws alrdy carid away
LOA! Exactly the point man
Re: No Speak English by Xymc1(m): 11:33am On Dec 14, 2012
It is the end times

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