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An Old Cowboy by bigold(f): 12:17pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
An old cowboy - dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps - went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, so I guess I am." After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I've never been on a ranch. I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV - everything makes me think of women." A short while later she left, and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" "I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just found out that I'm a lesbian." |
Re: An Old Cowboy by Nobody: 12:21pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
Hmmm, reminds me of someone hmmmmmmmmmmmm, who could that be? Oh Ituen, yeh, its him alright, confirmed lesbo |
Re: An Old Cowboy by success123(m): 12:22pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm aisha |
Re: An Old Cowboy by Julietjay(f): 3:19pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
wow lmao niice try poster |
Re: An Old Cowboy by Akuviv: 3:47pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
;d ;d |
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