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An Old Cowboy by bigold(f): 12:17pm On Feb 15, 2008
An old cowboy - dressed to kill with cowboy shirt,
hat, jeans, spurs and chaps - went to a bar and
ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his
whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to the
cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole
life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses,
mending fences, so I guess I am."

After a short while he asked her what she was.
She replied, "I've never been on a ranch. I am a
lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women. I get up in the morning thinking of women,
when I eat, shower, watch TV - everything makes me
think of women."

A short while later she left, and the cowboy
ordered another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you
a real cowboy?"

"I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just
found out that I'm a lesbian."
Re: An Old Cowboy by Nobody: 12:21pm On Feb 15, 2008
Hmmm, reminds me of someone hmmmmmmmmmmmm, who could that be? Oh Ituen, yeh, its him alright, confirmed lesbo
Re: An Old Cowboy by success123(m): 12:22pm On Feb 15, 2008
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm aisha
Re: An Old Cowboy by Julietjay(f): 3:19pm On Oct 11, 2010
grin grin grin wow lmao niice try poster
Re: An Old Cowboy by Akuviv: 3:47pm On Oct 11, 2010
wink ;d ;d

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