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Always Awake by Onyeasi(m): 11:35pm On Dec 12, 2012
Please can someone tell me why I'm always awake even when I am sleeping. As I typed this comment, believe me, I'm sleeping. Are you sleeping?

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Re: Always Awake by toygod2: 10:42pm On Feb 10, 2013
Mr EWU....wetin concern us,weda u are awake or dead?
Why are you ranting mucor?
Are you a LEARNER......?Bleep.tard

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Re: Always Awake by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:28pm On Feb 11, 2013
toygod2: Mr EWU....wetin concern us,weda u are awake or dead?
Why are you ranting mucor?
Are you a LEARNER......?Bleep.tard
hahaha,nw dis is d joke.
Re: Always Awake by toygod2: 3:19am On Feb 12, 2013
muHehehehe,I just say make i help the BLOODY BLACK UGLY GAYNIAN BANKU EATING BABOON add flavour to hm yoke ni. Abi,i do bad?lol
Re: Always Awake by Onyeasi(m): 8:34am On Feb 13, 2013
toygod2: muHehehehe,I just say make i help the BLOODY BLACK UGLY GAYNIAN BANKU EATING BABOON add flavour to hm yoke ni. Abi,i do bad?lol
You're mistaken me Ƒǫȓ another person.. If na me you dey talk τ̲̅ȍ, confirm am.. Make Amadioha no soda your mouth..
Re: Always Awake by Lagusta(m): 8:39am On Feb 13, 2013
toygod2: Mr EWU....wetin concern us,weda u are awake or dead?
Why are you ranting mucor?
Are you a LEARNER ......?Bleep.tard

I thought the question should be, ARE YOU A BANCER??!?!
Re: Always Awake by Laitesmart(m): 8:52am On Feb 13, 2013
Lagusta:

I thought the question should be, ARE YOU A BANCER??!?!
Bancer or Bance? Lolz
Re: Always Awake by Lagusta(m): 2:46pm On Feb 13, 2013
Laitesmart:
Bancer or Bance? Lolz

Whatever, same ni!!!
Re: Always Awake by toygod2: 11:11pm On Feb 13, 2013
@OP, No be mistake say na you i dey yap.
You rememba wen i first join NL? na you start d first world war wit me shocked bfo dat stupid MUGUN. O com put hm mouth.
.I just dey get ur time
Now,im bringn d crises to ur territory and putting you on ICE cos im back stronga.



So ,if u get d liver .......reply me. Obum nne ku
Re: Always Awake by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:02am On Feb 14, 2013
toygod2: @OP, No be mistake say na you i dey yap.
You rememba wen i first join NL? na you start d first world war wit me shocked bfo dat stupid MUGUN. O com put hm mouth.
.I just dey get ur time
Now,im bringn d crises to ur territory and putting you on ICE cos im back stronga.



So ,if u get d liver .......reply me. Obum nne ku
WORLD WAR III

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Re: Always Awake by Onyeasi(m): 12:36pm On Feb 28, 2013
toygod2: @OP, No be mistake say na you i dey yap.
You rememba wen i first join NL? na you start d first world war wit me shocked bfo dat stupid MUGUN. O com put hm mouth.
.I just dey get ur time
Now,im bringn d crises to ur territory and putting you on ICE cos im back stronga.



So ,if u get d liver .......reply me. Obum nne ku
Bia! Dis ToyGun. D̶̲̥̅̊oŋ't tempt my patience. Now I rebook you with bancer kick.

You Ƒǫȓ wait п̥̥̲̣ɑ̤̥̈̊ђ.
Re: Always Awake by toygod2: 1:32pm On Mar 02, 2013
U must hav bin PHUCKIN a rabid-dog 4 talkin to me like dat shocked
Re: Always Awake by Onyeasi(m): 7:33am On Mar 05, 2013
You must be high on garri angry
Re: Always Awake by Nobody: 12:35pm On Mar 05, 2013
Jokes section can never change! Full of irritants. Now where's the joke in this sh.it??
Re: Always Awake by Onyeasi(m): 2:07pm On Mar 05, 2013
booqee: Jokes section can never change! Full of irritants. Now where's the joke in this sh.it??
Mtcheeew! How many you don create? Viewers!

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