Some guys approached me today(they were 3 in number) claiming they ar mobile doctors n can diagnose me within seconds,without wasting time I gave dem go ahead n they gave me something like tipp-ex to put in my elbow joint n fold it wc I did,they nw asked me to take a deep breath 3 times n after doing dat,they collected d sumtin bak n xamined it,den they begin to say different tinz in wc 90% correlated wit wot is happenin 2 me,they spoilt d show by asking me to buy #8,000 drug,dis gave me a 2nd thought about dem but later wen they left I felt remorseful for not buying d drug afterall is for my own benefit.The questions I'll like to ask is dat ar these people real or quack doctors,av u eva meet dem n buy dia drugs,how effective ar dia drugs,is it all drugs they av inside dia bag,wia ar they from precisely?

Next time ask then what their qualifications are and ask to see their certificates.

Mobile doctors LOL.