Hi Nairalanders, I just stumbled on the following words, let me know if you find them worthy, of course they don't exist at the moment but I felt should, happy studying;


1. AQUADEXTROUS: (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.


2. CARPERPETUATION: (kar’ pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.


3. DISCONFECT: (dis kon fekt’) v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow ‘remove’ all the germs.


4. ELBONICS: (el bon’ iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.


5. FRUST: (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dustpan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.


6. LACTOMANGULATION: (lak’ to man gyu lay’ shun) n. Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the ‘illegal’ side.


7. PEPPIER: (peph ee ay’) n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.


8. PHONESIA: (fo nee’ zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.


9. PUPKUS: (pup’kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.


10. TELECRASTINATION: (tel e kras tin ay’ shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you’re only six inches away.

Never too late to add yours
Nice collections

ITbomb: Never too late to add yours
Nice collections

thanks pal, infact that is the object of the topic, I want nairalanders to come up with something unique, I mean form your own words and give it your own transcription, that's all!

Oh i love this, especially PEPPIER and FRUST

Lmao Professor

Caracta: Oh i love this, especially PEPPIER and FRUST

thank you can you come up with something too? That is the whole object of this thread

Rocktation (f) have been monitoring this post for the past 10 mins won't you give your own contributions?

BOREDOUTTAYOURMINDO (bord ouro yor myn doh) n. a condition characterized by lethal feelings of boredom and creative illusions.
See why I didn't wanna say anything?

Rocktation: BOREDOUTTAYOURMINDO (bord ouro yor myn doh) n. a condition characterized by lethal feelings of boredom and creative illusions.
See why I didn't wanna say anything?

Of cos you know it's all for laughs, you're quite good!

Rocktation: Of cos you know it's all for laughs, you're quite good!

thank you, you are kind

Nice ~vicky~. Very nice

wao vicky you are very good and that was very brilliant of you! Did you work on that yourself? Can you also come up with the transcription exactly the way I did mine? Good job