FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg , we screwed up, but that was fun!'

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your
funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.

U be fake friend

Haba Ituen Thee fake friend just decribed u now

good post lol

Folly is the realest friend you could ever have

i smell some loving in the air

kronkykay:

i smell some loving in the air

Are u sure it's not that shitty foul smell of ur armpit again

Yeh after whopping some Arse(nal) this weekend, there is more than enough love to go around

Sharaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap! We are saving our victory against Ac Millan

hahhahah nice tackling anyusman

kronk na u be dat

Hahaha,Ayusman, mun nu na muku ban ban chi, ba da magani ba iya wa ne. Please console yourself, I wonder what the sorry excuse will be after your get your Arse whooped my Milan. Hehehe, ABeg go siddon allow me my momment of Gloating

ayusman16:

Sharaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap! We are saving our victory against Ac Millan

all arsenal fans kept saying this

We play on the pitch and not with mouth. Wed is not far ooo

ok sha,

hw yaa wknd abi d match spoil am

the match don spoil am wellla

If na mouth score una 4-0 then I love that mouth. God Give me that kind mouth

Na becos we wan make Man. U win something oo. As una don lose out for the league, champion league and Carling cup. Make una console una self with FA.

For your mind

i love the poem. its cool and its the truth.

@ post nice one and to my aisha2

Hey Baby

hi sweetie

hhhmmmmm imposter

*shocked*

flabbergasted

nonplussed

heyy folly u look hungry why follow me about because of ice cream huh

no b u invite me make i com lick?

oya lick small dey go, u too dey beg beggi beggi boy/dude/man

lol

wetin una dey lick

bloody gossip!

ice cream

Hmmmm! Give me some