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Vacancy!! by eduson77(m): 8:45am On Dec 19, 2012 |
VACANCY: WIFE WANTED. QUALIFICATION: You only have to be a woman. OFFER: I will be your husband, your friend, your children's father. I will love you with all my heart, do everything for you, ensure you are always happy. I will be your strength when you are weak, your voice when you cant speak, your legs when you cant walk. I will be out there under the rain and sun making sure you and our children lack nothing in life. I will provide everything for you, satisfy you as a man should. I will rather go hungry so you can always eat. I will rather move around with legs so you can drive your choice car. When men are out there drinking beer and being missed by their wives I will be with you. I will build a choice house for you and our children. Send our kids to the best schools in town. You will have more than enough. I will bring out the best in you. Cherish you, adore you and respect you always. When you are wrong, I will understand the fact that humans are not perfect. When you are right I will celebrate your choice. Click to apply 1 Like |
Re: Vacancy!! by tpapi: 6:14pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Can u see d side effects of takin d deadly combination of weed,snuff n kai kai together 2 Likes |
Re: Vacancy!! by eduson77(m): 6:49pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
hahahahahahahah...peoples and bad mouthing... kai |
Re: Vacancy!! by MaisseD(f): 10:24pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Application to be your wife. Dear sir, I am a beautiful,caring and hardworking woman. I'm in my mid-twenties. I cherish a lovely home, with beautiful kids and a loving husband. Although,I plan to have just 2 kids only. My greatest passion is cooking. I am never tired of doing this. Thus, filling my hubby's belly with great recipes will be my delight. I love to travel, will like to visit great countries with my eventual family. I love playing football rather than watching it. I love music, xpecially hip-hop. I am educated and possess good communication skills. If you employ me, I will fill your home with joy and warmth. I will bear you the most beautiful and intelligent kids in the world. I will assist you in all your endeavours,if you let me. I will be your hope when you are down, I will be your strength when you are weak. Our bed will be our court and our pillow the judge. I will pray for you always. However,i do not wish to have a lazy or ugly man as a husband. Hope to hear from you soon. Thank-you, Yours faithfully. |
Re: Vacancy!! by MaisseD(f): 10:27pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Application to be your wife. Dear sir, I am a beautiful,caring and hardworking woman. I'm in my mid-twenties. I cherish a lovely home, with beautiful kids and a loving husband. Although,I plan to have just 2 kids only. My greatest passion is cooking. I am never tired of doing this. Thus, filling my hubby's belly with great recipes will be my delight. I love to travel, will like to visit great countries with my eventual family. I love playing football rather than watching it. I love music, xpecially hip-hop. I am educated and possess good communication skills. If you employ me, I will fill your home with joy and warmth. I will bear you the most beautiful and intelligent kids in the world. I will assist you in all your endeavours,if you let me. I will be your hope when you are down, I will be your strength when you are weak. Our bed will be our court and our pillow the judge. I will pray for you always. However,i do not wish to have a lazy or ugly man as a husband. Hope to hear from you soon. Thank-you, Yours faithfully. |
Re: Vacancy!! by Nobody: 9:16am On Dec 20, 2012 |
Lol! I am loving dis! Op, this applicant seem to be qualified for d job. As d HR head, I think its necessary she sends her pix |
Re: Vacancy!! by eduson77(m): 1:10pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
congrat, send your cv to this email. we will contact you shortly. congrats once more. MaisseD: |
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