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Never Force Children To Pray by petokey: 6:55pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer... BOY- But i dont know how to pray ...DAD- Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc BOY- "Dear Lord" he started Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they wont come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, pliz send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work.. AMEN ………………………… Can someone please tell me what will happen to Dinner after the prayer? |
Re: Never Force Children To Pray by Lolaabokoku(f): 11:41pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
petokey: At dinner, a littlelwkmdfh |
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