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Never Force Children To Pray by petokey: 6:55pm On Dec 22, 2012
At dinner, a little
boy was ordered to lead in
prayer...
BOY- But i dont know how to pray
...DAD- Just pray for your family
members,
friends and neighbours, the
poor, etc
BOY- "Dear Lord" he started
Thank u for our visitors and
their children,
who finished all my
cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they wont come
again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who
removed my
sister's clothes and wrestled
with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, pliz send
clothes to all
those poor
naked ladies on my daddy's
blackberry
and provide shelter for the
homeless men who use mom's
room when daddy is at work..
AMEN
…………………………
Can someone please tell me what will happen to Dinner after the prayer?
Re: Never Force Children To Pray by Lolaabokoku(f): 11:41pm On Dec 22, 2012
petokey: At dinner, a little
boy was ordered to lead in
prayer...
BOY- But i dont know how to pray
...DAD- Just pray for your family
members,
friends and neighbours, the
poor, etc
BOY- "Dear Lord" he started
Thank u for our visitors and
their children,
who finished all my
cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they wont come
again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who
removed my
sister's clothes and wrestled
with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, pliz send
clothes to all
those poor
naked ladies on my daddy's
blackberry
and provide shelter for the
homeless men who use mom's
room when daddy is at work..
AMEN
…………………………
Can someone please tell me what will happen to Dinner after the prayer?
lwkmdfh

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