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Bank On It by gadaph(m): 12:00pm On Dec 23, 2012
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood."

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"About $20."

"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.

The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.
Re: Bank On It by hottprince: 2:57pm On Dec 23, 2012
Hmmmnnn Dear Jesus forgive me for opening ds thread.

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Re: Bank On It by bunmioguns(m): 2:32pm On Dec 24, 2012
thank God sey I nvr comment on top this thread
Re: Bank On It by seunwen2(m): 3:56pm On Dec 24, 2012
I suppose stone the owner of this joke to death

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