READ THIS AND WIN A BRAND NEW AKPORS BRAIN.


- Your daughter failed a test,you intervened that the teacher raise her grade, hmmm,u'r toilin with her future.


- Your son who is 4yrs and above pee(ed) on his body, you told pple he's still young to be corrected, yeepa!, i pray he dint disgrace you when he's 18.


- your sista slaps her hubby, you smile and applauded her for her confidence, eewo o! Be ready2 occupy another head in ur house.


- your brother played 'baba ijebu'(lotto) and won, u told him he is always lucky,and congratulated him 4 his success, tufia kwa!,my fwend,dnt be surprise if ur lawyer tells your propertise has bin sold o.


- your husband/ ­boyfriend ignored his parent because of you,you ended up saying 'myhubby luvs me' ,kai! my dear,your family house is ur next abode, dat' where u blong.


- your wife's puttin on a backless/ ­uncovered/ revealin top and or a mini blouse or skirt, you boasted to ur frendz how sexy your wife is. OMG! my frend,no be you go finish wetin u chop remain o, na government property be dat o.


- you read diz post,and u refuse to like,and say something, haba, if ur phone or pc turn blank,make u no blame me 4 dat o

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