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The Day Whiz Kid Jide Jam Aboki by thrugemaster(m): 2:58pm On Dec 24, 2012

Jide was hungry and went to ‘mai shai’ (man selling tea and bread).The following
transpired between the man and the mai shai.
JIDE: u get loaf of bread?

ABOKI:yes

JIDE:bring one; slice am two and put 2 sachet of butter in btw the slice.
ABOK (happy and tankin God 4 bringing customer, was just doing as he is told)
JIDE:u get egg?

ABOKI:yes customer

JIDE:fry 20 egg put am btw the bread.

ABOKI:Okay customer

JIDE:u get sadin 4 inside gongoni?

ABOKI:yes customer everytin dey.

JIDE:put two gongoni inside the bread.

ABOKI:Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of
money 2day)

JIDE:u don finish? Oya press the bread for me.

ABOKI:see am customer, i don prepare am finish.

JIDE: . . . . . OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME.......

your honest opinion please, what will happen next?

Re: The Day Whiz Kid Jide Jam Aboki by seunwen2: 3:58pm On Dec 24, 2012

Stale

Re: The Day Whiz Kid Jide Jam Aboki by stachys: 4:17pm On Dec 24, 2012

na only God go fit settle dis matter grin

Re: The Day Whiz Kid Jide Jam Aboki by bunmioguns(m): 4:34pm On Dec 24, 2012

@OP.. . . Keep trying, I knw say one day u go make us laff for here

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Re: The Day Whiz Kid Jide Jam Aboki by thrugemaster(m): 4:37pm On Dec 24, 2012

bunmioguns: @OP.. . . Keep trying, I knw say one day u go make us laff for here

u get cata 4 ur brain abi

Re: The Day Whiz Kid Jide Jam Aboki by bunmioguns(m): 5:13pm On Dec 24, 2012

thrugemaster:

u get cata 4 ur brain abi

it's still not making us to laff. . .try harder tongue

Re: The Day Whiz Kid Jide Jam Aboki by Flashaldrin(m): 5:33pm On Dec 24, 2012

bunmioguns: @OP.. . . Keep trying, I knw say one day u go make us laff for here

bwahahhaha

Re: The Day Whiz Kid Jide Jam Aboki by thrugemaster(m): 9:46pm On Dec 24, 2012

bunmioguns:

it's still not making us to laff. . .try harder

pot calling the kettle black......please stop bitching at bunmidog

Re: The Day Whiz Kid Jide Jam Aboki by thrugemaster(m): 9:47pm On Dec 24, 2012

bunmioguns:

it's still not making us to laff. . .try harder

charcoal pot calling the kettle black......please stop bitching #bunmidog

Re: The Day Whiz Kid Jide Jam Aboki by Van snickers: 8:35pm On Dec 26, 2012

Flashaldrin:
bwahahhaha

bunmioguns:

it's still not making us to laff. . .try harder

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