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|The 911 Friend. by SHOPPERS(m): 8:31pm On Dec 25, 2012|
Hey! 911 is just the number to dial.
Got a problem, need a fast solution?
Someone disturbing you or breaking into your house?
Is there a fire Accident or any other accident at all?
Has a crime been committed or you're sure one will soon be committed, let us know!
Fast to dial, always available, and always responsible. And did I forget to mention- the service is free? Yeah, free.
911. The number you only call in time of trouble,
The number you don't even bother to know that idiot who answers, all you wanna know is that he comes rushing to your aid when you need him.
I'm sure you always expect him to come straight to whatever address you give him but maybe you don't even give a damn about where he lives!
Yeah, you expect him to care, it's his job! He's the 911 friend. Just a call away- only in time of YOUR trouble.
He's the strong guy whose shoulder you can cry on when your boyfriend ditches you. You can always count on him to bail you out of the mess you got into with your girlfriend but hell, who really cares if he's got one.
Found nobody to visit you? O, he's just a call away. Found nobody to tell all those burning secrets to and be sure they'll all be kept safe? O, 911 is the number to dial. He's so reliable, he's so responsible, so so emotionally balanced. Nothing to worry about, he's always ok.
O, and do you need someone to help you with your relationship or you want advice on various topics? It's so fast, call the emergency Friend.
You don't really have to know him too deep, he'll do that part. He's good at digging into the Past and finding clues. He even sheds light on what seems farfetched. Even though it's seems too personal for you to talk about, he'll find a way to bring it out, come on, he's 911. Don't you expect that he'll be smart, intelligent, wise, cunning and brainy?
And, His expert services are seriously opened to criticism. Yeah, 911 is "Government Duty" so is our Emergency friend "God sent". If he's not doing it well enough, o, He's depriving us our "rights of friendship". If you lost a dear one because 911 was not fast enough, it was 911's fault. It was his fault if he didn't give you the full dose of encouragement you needed or he didn't give you fast enough and you lost your job or a lover- it's his stupid head's fault and he's to be blamed for everything.
He's such a guy that you can trash around now cos there's no other one to go with. When all others fail, you can be sure he'll have the time to help you up to see the brighter side of things and when you don't, he'll still make sure all what you need are in place. But come on, that's just "Once in a While" he's just a 911 friend.
He's open for business, 24 hours, 7 days a week. Who give a hoot who his families are, who cares how his personal life is, who cares how he manages to survive- in fact, who cares about who the hell He is! He's the emergency guy- that's all. When all your friends forget your birthday. And Autoreminder is in his own brain- he just can't forget Or else... But come, ever cared to know his own birthday? Ever cared to know his Mom even though your own has him to thank everytime you pull back from a bad decision or quit some dangerous habit. Come on, let's face it. He's just the 911 guy and simply put- he's only there for emergency purpose.
Thank God for creating People like that, but we forget that they are also people! They have "LIVES" like you, they face the same temptations you do. Life offers everyone basically the same choices. If They helped you that doesn't say they don't need help too! THEY ARE HUMANS LIKE YOU! Yeah! That SuperMacho guy who you can call anytime, who never seems busy, never empty with Words that fits exactly what's going on with you, who knows how to pull you out of your hole without dragging you- is also a guy who hits the low sometimes too. He sometimes needs someone who just stop talking and listen to him share his own problems too. He has always been listening- why don't you switch places with him once. He's not Super Human. He has only learnt to be stronger but that doesn't make you immune to all fears, unhappy times, failures, discouragement, sadness, hatred that comes flying.
But come, maybe you're right- he's just basically the God Sent Emergency Guy. But why don't you give him a call just to wish him a Merry Christmas today? That'll put a smile on his face- knowing that someone at least Care.
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