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Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by XVIER: 3:17pm On Dec 26, 2012
lol same thing happened to me but thank God mine was fowl.lol
Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by Yahnur(m): 3:19pm On Dec 26, 2012
Take care ones again
Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by tomzman: 3:28pm On Dec 26, 2012
Funny thread.bushmeat don catch the hunter.
Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by tomzman: 3:32pm On Dec 26, 2012
paranorman:
abi na... RIP bro cow,ur fight to live wil nvr b forgoten by the cow brotherhood..


Lol.Are you a member of that brotherhood ? grin grin
Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by ayurdavid: 3:32pm On Dec 26, 2012
Abeg make i copy redmosquito small...
Hades: Minion! what happened between the cow and those humans?
Minion: it was just a little disagreement sir!
Hades: has it been resolved?
Minion: yes sir! And the cow has finally been laid to rest!

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Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by murtalaa(m): 3:46pm On Dec 26, 2012
going down in style... grin.
Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by charlsecy4(m): 4:23pm On Dec 26, 2012
huni_naija: how can a cow of all animals almost send a man to his grave? Nothing you wont hear in naija..

A BLOW FROM EVEN AN AVERAGE-SIZED PERSON COULD KILL YOU!

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Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by nagoma(m): 4:55pm On Dec 26, 2012
Lesson from a cow to Nigerians. Keep on struggling until you are completely defeated. Go down fighting.

If cows had their own Christmas they would perhaps use human beings to celebrate.

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Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by onyx79(m): 5:07pm On Dec 26, 2012
;DStory of the day! Great stuff.
My sympathies with the injured man though.
Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by Yinkay: 5:19pm On Dec 26, 2012
Obinna the Matador, may be the guy wear a red shirt
Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by plendil: 5:33pm On Dec 26, 2012
which one be possesed cow again?? grin grin
Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by Slapme(m): 6:16pm On Dec 26, 2012
We must arrest that Guy wey goes by the user name mad cow in nairalands his hands is in this.
Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by babyosisi(f): 6:30pm On Dec 26, 2012
I don't blame the brave cow
Who wants to die?

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Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by Nobody: 6:36pm On Dec 26, 2012
Fiesty cow tastes better than simple cow. wink
Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by AdaNri1(f): 6:37pm On Dec 26, 2012
ojoko1:
Deluded? I think U̶̲̥̅̊ are
Anuofia
Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by Ilaje44: 7:54pm On Dec 26, 2012
lastpage:

@Ilaje44: Omii'yeemi, Lee oo! (Greetings) wink kiss

Lastpage!

E le! Ko ti gha ke, se o mi yon sha? E buru, ku odon, ku iye odon naa o. Odon titon yi a fe mu yi a mu ire ba wa o. Amin!
Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by skyfall: 10:15pm On Dec 26, 2012
This journalist is a comedian. ROTFLMFAO

Her name is Rita Okoye.
Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by Akpan107(m): 10:25pm On Dec 26, 2012
Brainrex: angry That cow must be arrested for murder
attemted murder
Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by j4jj: 5:33am On Dec 27, 2012
I'm beginin to suspect al these butchers because d violent escape of cows nowadays is becomin too frequent, they (the butchers)r d one behind cows goin wild, firstly, being experienced in killing cows, dey don't tie d cow properly, they position d cow in area dat will nt be easily caught after escape such as a bushy area and then mk some gestures/sounds dat would aggravate d cow givin it d gaga to escape!

A friend of my bought 2 cows to celebrate d burial of his late father in a village area, the two cows bought for the meriment were tied to a tree! The 2 cows then escaped into d bush after those butchers came around about to butcher!!!Haba! Are cows dat smart to know dat u want to kill dem for chop!

The two butchers went after the 2 cows to catch them and later came back with only 1 cow claimin dat they only found 1, my friend had to buy another cow.

My advice for you is dat wen u buy a cow mk sure its well tied to a strong pole
Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by ib4real95(m): 10:37am On Dec 27, 2012
oo boy d cow don high!

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