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Praise The Lord by Chokolee(m): 7:22am On Dec 27, 2012
English Hard o: Listen to a testimony.... Praise the lort.
Hmmm! It's not a
small something. Well, actually, it all
started a two day ago, which I'm in my
house, so a small hungry is catching
me, so I look in the house nothing much to chop only small plantain which I've not fried
before....
So, I tell myself to fry it and chop, as I'm
frying that plantain so, phone ringing,
so I look, it's a far place, so I now run,
which I reach there, it's my father which call, so I now say, father call after,
plantain frying. I keep it.
So now, I now turn around, as I turn
around, all of a suddenliness
everywhere in my house have turn to
smoke. Children of God as I'm approaching, smoke is biging, smoke is just biging
and biging. It's a fearing thing o!, if it's
you self, you'll fearing.
So I now call on my God, I sing his sing
which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not
work oh! The smoke is still biging make I talk true. So I now
call the name of Jesus three times. I
shout Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! All of a
miraculously, smoke start to be
vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle thing.
Smoke start to disappearing small, small, small.
Then, my plantain have burn to ashes.
Hallelujah...Pr -aise the lort somebodies.
But my main testimony today be say, I
chop that charcol and nothing happen to me! Church praise the lort. Alleluyah
Re: Praise The Lord by ijebabe: 4:57pm On Dec 27, 2012
What is this?
Re: Praise The Lord by eduson77(m): 5:04pm On Dec 27, 2012
Hmmmmm...smh
Re: Praise The Lord by bingbagbo(m): 6:20pm On Dec 27, 2012
WHAT IS THIS?? embarassed
Re: Praise The Lord by bunmioguns(m): 6:28pm On Dec 27, 2012
amen undecided
Re: Praise The Lord by Kcxee(m): 10:40pm On Dec 28, 2012
ijebabe: What is this?
help me ask dis joke cn only spoils sm1 mood I dey vex...
Re: Praise The Lord by Chokolee(m): 11:00pm On Dec 28, 2012
What are these pipu saying on this page? I dey come yet!

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