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Praise The Lord by Chokolee(m): 7:22am On Dec 27, 2012 |
English Hard o: Listen to a testimony.... Praise the lort. Hmmm! It's not a small something. Well, actually, it all started a two day ago, which I'm in my house, so a small hungry is catching me, so I look in the house nothing much to chop only small plantain which I've not fried before.... So, I tell myself to fry it and chop, as I'm frying that plantain so, phone ringing, so I look, it's a far place, so I now run, which I reach there, it's my father which call, so I now say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it. So now, I now turn around, as I turn around, all of a suddenliness everywhere in my house have turn to smoke. Children of God as I'm approaching, smoke is biging, smoke is just biging and biging. It's a fearing thing o!, if it's you self, you'll fearing. So I now call on my God, I sing his sing which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh! The smoke is still biging make I talk true. So I now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle thing. Smoke start to disappearing small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes. Hallelujah...Pr -aise the lort somebodies. But my main testimony today be say, I chop that charcol and nothing happen to me! Church praise the lort. Alleluyah |
Re: Praise The Lord by ijebabe: 4:57pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
What is this? |
Re: Praise The Lord by eduson77(m): 5:04pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
Hmmmmm...smh |
Re: Praise The Lord by bingbagbo(m): 6:20pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
WHAT IS THIS?? |
Re: Praise The Lord by bunmioguns(m): 6:28pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
amen |
Re: Praise The Lord by Kcxee(m): 10:40pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
ijebabe: What is this?help me ask dis joke cn only spoils sm1 mood I dey vex... |
Re: Praise The Lord by Chokolee(m): 11:00pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
What are these pipu saying on this page? I dey come yet!
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