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Some Great Sayings by bunmioguns(m): 11:59am On Dec 27, 2012
"U cannot taste me, until u UnCloth me?" Banana.





"U can not eat me unless u lick me"- Ice cream.



"U can not play with me unless u blow me"- Balloon.




"U can not enjoy me unless u suck me"- Lollypop.



"U make me wet & put me in ur mouth everyday"- Toothbrush. wink



"U can not enjoy me unless u spread me"- Butter.





"U can not kiss me unless u praise me"- Women. cool cool cool cool








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Re: Some Great Sayings by Psaalmuel(m): 12:56pm On Dec 27, 2012
U cnt make a fool out of me..unles u're relatd to d 3 wiseman..-mee

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Re: Some Great Sayings by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:41pm On Dec 27, 2012
@OP
NICE!!
BTW. ACCEPT MY HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR VICTORY AT THE SECTIONAL AWARDLYMPICS!!
UP PROJAN!
Re: Some Great Sayings by Ruqaya(f): 7:31am On Dec 28, 2012
uhn uhn
Re: Some Great Sayings by babarazy(m): 7:39am On Dec 28, 2012
where is d joke?
Re: Some Great Sayings by bunmioguns(m): 8:32am On Dec 28, 2012
Valiantvaliant: @OP
NICE!!
BTW. ACCEPT MY HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR VICTORY AT THE SECTIONAL AWARDLYMPICS!!
UP PROJAN!



than you My Boss cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Some Great Sayings by realsammie(m): 2:00pm On Dec 28, 2012
U cant be madt unless u re me- bunmioguns cool
Re: Some Great Sayings by thrugemaster(m): 5:23pm On Dec 28, 2012
you can not teach me unless you knock my head - OP

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