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Re: Ridiculous Names by Nobody: 8:52pm On Feb 22, 2008
How about

Evaristus also called eva

Hygienus or hygi

Longinus or longi

Sylvanus ,or sylva

Athanasius, or athan

Ignatius or Igna

Hycinth
Re: Ridiculous Names by holythug(m): 8:53pm On Feb 22, 2008
sly dat ur mouth like tipper bumper
bla, bla
Re: Ridiculous Names by TheSly: 10:16pm On Feb 22, 2008
holy thug nwando iceblue
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue what y'all gonna do 'bout it? tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Ridiculous Names by Gamine(f): 10:30pm On Feb 22, 2008
Scholastica

And a coupla names on NL
Re: Ridiculous Names by Amiga(f): 12:03am On Feb 23, 2008
Innocent , Vitus, Ignetus, Jecinta, Favour, Prosper, Gospel angry Jeez i have to stop now
Re: Ridiculous Names by Gamine(f): 12:38am On Feb 23, 2008
Igbo pple cAN kack some kain english names

Sixtus
Brotus
Fivetus
Testus

Rubbish!
Re: Ridiculous Names by TheSly: 12:47am On Feb 23, 2008

Igbo people cAN kack some kain english names

Sixtus
Brotus
Fivetus
Testus

Rubbish!

huh? whos name is Rubbish! again?

na wah!, wetin we no go see cheesy
Re: Ridiculous Names by tRoOE(f): 1:01am On Feb 23, 2008
Heaven - Lil Mo

God'Iss Love Stone - Lil Mo

Brooklyn - Beckham

Audio Science- Shannyn Sossamon

Camera

Blue Angel
Re: Ridiculous Names by bgees(m): 1:52am On Feb 23, 2008
Jelili
tomiwa
tomide
chibuzor
chibuike
constantinus
happiness
shina(miss road).
Leke
chukwundukwe
nonso.
Re: Ridiculous Names by HottFunmi: 6:20am On Feb 23, 2008
chibuzor
chibuike
I love these two names. Whats wrong with them?[s] it's like the names of the girls that ripped your heart apart.[/s]
Re: Ridiculous Names by HottFunmi: 6:26am On Feb 23, 2008
peculiar *for crying out loud, how do u know your baby will be peculiar at 8 days old?*, marvellous, wonderful.
LMAO, na new names wey start from new age churches.
Others are:
Favour, Blessed,Annointed,Faith,John 3:16,Daddy Hezekiah,New Life etc.
Re: Ridiculous Names by doyin13(m): 6:29am On Feb 23, 2008
i no dey lie. . . .i had a class mate whose name was Ebonku. . .Surname Abaku

And na military school. . . .Officer ask bro for im name- - - - -he said Ebonku Abaku

Officer replied- - - - -- - 'Are you abusing me'


Other names. . . .Fatai, Mutiu, Mumuni, Emulewu, Monday, Sunday, Wednesday, Friday,
Lateef, Falilatu,
Re: Ridiculous Names by HottFunmi: 6:31am On Feb 23, 2008
Bomboy, Erasmus,Callistus, Christogonus,Tamuno,Elijah,Jacqueline,Jacques,Auburn, Aurora(if they only sabi say it means witch),Serifatu,Venancius.
Re: Ridiculous Names by PERVERT9: 11:04am On Feb 23, 2008
jelili,segun,obasanjo,abacha,babaginda,nwa obo do,animashaun,ronaldo,pele,berti vogts,mukaila,abedo,asunle,ibadi aran,eyin afe,akowe,amolewa,mubo,abolore,atiku,yar adua,buhari,george bush,bill gate,osama bin laden,bill clinton,monicalewisky.

the sweetest of them all is funmilayo PERVERT grin grin grin
Re: Ridiculous Names by PAPABOMBOY: 9:40am On Feb 24, 2008
Bomboy or Kpofkpofure,which one you go follow ?[I no sabi wetin im mama see for that name]

[s][/s]
Re: Ridiculous Names by Jairzinho(m): 3:20pm On Feb 24, 2008
Ismaila grin
Re: Ridiculous Names by holythug(m): 4:55pm On Feb 25, 2008
®~^Sly^~®:

holy thug nwando iceblue
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue what y'all going to do 'bout it? tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
see pot callin kettle black
Re: Ridiculous Names by jkpretty(f): 5:37pm On Feb 25, 2008
okay ooooooooooooooooooooooo

Safurat, safeku, saferan, safukpomo, safushaki,

Bushrat, Bushy, Bushcat, Bushbaby, Bushdog . . . . till fades cool
Re: Ridiculous Names by elrufai2(m): 12:07am On Feb 28, 2008
the damn list is just endless,

adeboo, hotfunmi, hottfunmi, snazzydawn, iceblue, kalmebad, Easybaby, Efuah, Gamine, ayeesha, jkpretty, amiga, PERVERT9, nwando, Ebumowa, ibkaye, ifyalways, FactorChick, tRoOe, hot-angel, Ashbaby, Free, Aderonke, ABIMBOLA77, ocho, cute-ass, chychy, funmise, lamidebaby, ujujoan, IAH, Thoniaslim, finemocha, Hotstepper, jaybaby, desiree, katherinae, Coco29, Damest09, Omo Eko, Eurphoria, jydagirl, michelin89, Man-eater, Rebellious, abanna, ruky_ivy, christyne, alheri, sayoh, iice, almondjoy, TOYOSI20, daychris, Busta, topetall,

, Now lets watch the dogs come charging from their cages! grin grin grin grin cool cool cool cool
Re: Ridiculous Names by Cassiel(f): 12:22am On Feb 28, 2008
Livingnus,Paulinus, Linus,Evaristus, Mukaila, Friday, Saturday, Wednesday(for real!), Shukura, grin grin
@el-rufai
dude,are you trying to cram all the usernames on nairaland? grin
Re: Ridiculous Names by elrufai2(m): 12:31am On Feb 28, 2008
that reminds me, I almost forgot another ridiculous name - Cassiel grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Ridiculous Names by elrufai2(m): 12:34am On Feb 28, 2008
that reminds me, I almost forgot another ridiculous name - Cassiel grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Ridiculous Names by Cassiel(f): 1:05am On Feb 28, 2008
el-rufai:

that reminds me, I almost forgot another ridiculous name - Cassiel grin grin grin grin grin
Really? I think el-rufai wins the prize for hilariously ridiculous grin Which do u stand for,el-rufai the politician or p. rufai the goalkeeper? grin grin grin
Re: Ridiculous Names by tRoOE(f): 3:04am On Feb 28, 2008
Majority of African American names are ridiculous and too ghetto
Re: Ridiculous Names by elrufai2(m): 4:15am On Feb 28, 2008
@ Cassiel
Really? I think el-rufai wins the prize for hilariously ridiculous Grin Which do u stand for,el-rufai the politician or p. rufai the goalkeeper? Grin Grin Grin

El-Rufai and P. Rufai cannot be the same. So silly question answered. , and by the way I'm neither a politician nor a footballer.
Re: Ridiculous Names by elrufai2(m): 4:40am On Feb 28, 2008
Here comes another list of ridiculous ugly names grin
1. Berti Vogts
2. Austin Eguavoen 14. Dickson Etuhu
3. Kanu Nwankwo 15. Seyi Olofinjana
4. Joseph Yobo 16. Richard Eromoigbe
5. Vincent Enyeama 17. John Obi Mikel
6. Austin Ejide 18. Peter Odemwengie
7. Dele Aiyenugba 19. John Utaka
8. Obinna Nwaneri 20. Yakubu Aiyegbeni
9. Apam Onyekachi 21. Ayo Makinwa
10. Danny Shittu 22. Obafemi Martins
11. Rabiu Afolabi 24. Ikechukwu Uche
12. Ifeanyi Emeghara 25. Obinna Nsofor
13. Taye Taiwo
Re: Ridiculous Names by Nobody: 10:59am On Feb 28, 2008
@ el-ruffian

you'll do anything for attention wont u? tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

doyin13:

i no dey lie. . . .i had a class mate whose name was Ebonku. . .Surname Abaku

And na military school. . . .Officer ask bro for im name- - - - -he said Ebonku Abaku

Officer replied- - - - -- - 'Are you abusing me'

ROTFLMAO!!!!! grin grin grin cheesy

@ Sly

we could petition Oga Seun to band you tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue trouble chopper!

hycinth, (abi na hyacinth, which is a water weed shocked shocked grin) is a real hooter cos of the way the pronounce it: high-scent (and i automatically guard my nose incase he really does have BO, eww embarassed) or hy-saint grin grin
Re: Ridiculous Names by talk2sulta: 12:19pm On Feb 28, 2008
@poster
d-reloaded
outlawcum4
troe
seun
obj
ahmadu
Re: Ridiculous Names by Nobody: 12:41pm On Feb 28, 2008
hmmmnnn

this thread don dey turn to biff

see as names of innocent (kai, that's a pretty nasty name to give a kid tongue) nairalanders are being castraigated
Re: Ridiculous Names by elrufai2(m): 7:17pm On Feb 28, 2008
@ iceblue

I'll do just anything to get attention including whooping your flat arse. Now shut the f, k up!
Re: Ridiculous Names by waterworks(f): 3:50pm On Mar 04, 2008
names like this: comfort, joy, happiness, faith, hope, charity

then of course monday to sunday.

lets not now forget the months, may, april, june,

then the ibo/english names appololus, paulinus, and all ov em.

finally in terms of trad names i guess. . . agbonwanegbe

posh names that magically turnaround wen given to kids: MARY, STEPHANIE, MICHEAL
Re: Ridiculous Names by yemivictor: 5:14pm On Mar 04, 2008
Everyone!

Try this one for size!!

OKORIBIDO!!! grin grin grin

And i swear that this is a real name that've heard before!

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