A female teacher,was having a
problem with Akpors in her class of 3rd grade.

Akpors said 'M'am, I should b in
4th grade, i'm smarter than my sis
& she's in the 4th grade'.

The M'am {Teacher} had heard
enough of his complains & took
Akposr 2 the Principal's office.

She explained everything 2 the
Principal who decided 2 test
Akpors with some questions that a 4th grade should know.

Principal: What's 3 3?
Akpos: 6

Principal: 6 6?
Akpos: 12 & so on..

The Principal asked the boy many
questions $ Akpors got them right.
The Principal then asked M'am 2
send Akpors 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more
questions & the Principal agreed.

M'am: What does a cow have 4
of, that Ï've only 2 of?
Akpors: Legs

M'am: What's in ur pants that u
have but I dont have?
Akpors: Pockets

M'am: What starts wit a C & ends
with T, is hairy, oval, delicious &
contains thin whitish liquid?
Akpors: Coconut

M'am: What goes in hard & pink
then comes out soft & sticky?
(The principal's eyes open really
wide,but b4 he could stop the
answer, the boy was taking charge.)
Akpors: Bubble Gum

M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U
tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
Akpos: Tent
(The principal was looking restless)

M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle
with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1st n what am I?
Akpors: Wedding Ring

M'am: I come in many sizes. When
Ï'm not well, I drip. When u blow
me,u feel good?
Akpors: Nose

M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates,I come with a quiver
Akpors:Arrow

M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends
with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2
use ur hand?
Akpors:Fork

M'am: Whats it that all men
have,it's longer in some men than
others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man givesit 2 his wife after
marriage?
Akpors: Surname

M'am: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love?
Akpors: Heart

The principal breathed a sigh of
relief & told the teacher:- 'Send
Akpors 2 University, I got the last
10 questions wrong myself!

Absolutely.! You Yourself Reading this Got it Wrong.

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