COBOL - crazy obsolete borin old language
BASIC - bill's attempt to sieze industrial
control
ISDN - it still does nothing
MPEG - motion picture by educated
guessing
SCSI - system cant see it
DOS -dysfunctional operating system
IBM - i blame microsoft
CD -ROM - computer device rendered
obsolete in minutes
WWW - world wide weapon
APPLE - arogance produce profit losin
enterprise
PCMCIA - people cant memorize computer
industrial acronyms