2012: My son I'm tired.
2013: Why?
2012: My time is up, I will be going to join your fore fathers.
2013: I know, your time is over... I will miss you Dad.
2012: Let me tell you some things before I go.
2013: What is it Dad?
2012: Please when I go, make sure you take care of this person.
2013: Who?
2012: The person READING this conversation of ours.
2013: Okay.
2012: I made some promises to this person during my reign, I fulfilled some, and some I couldn't.
2013: But why couldn't you fulfill all dad?
2012: Well, my son time and human factors affected some of the promises....
2013: But...
2012: But surely, I spoke with God on this person's behalf, and God granted my wish that you may fulfill the rest promises that I couldn't.
(He coughs .....,.....)
2013: sorry Dad, please go on
2012: So these are the rest of the fulfilment you will carry out on this person.
2013: Go on dad.
2012: Stabilise this person's health all
through your reign. Let all seasons favour Him
2013: Done, carry on Dad.
2012: Ensure that this person's dreams come to reality within the shortest period of time. 2013: Alright.
2012: Give this person wealth that will touch lives of multitudes.
2013: Surely.
2012: Make sure that you remove all remaining hindrances to success from this person's way and make the year a huge success.
2013: I will dad, no problem!
2012: Pay more emphasis on the advice of this person's friends, don't worry about that of this person's enemies, God will take care of that! Get it?
2013: Yes
2012: Finally, promise me that when your own time is up, you will instruct this to your offspring to keep positive fulfilment of this person going!
2013: Yes dad, may God help me!
2012: Now I can pass to the beyond happily! May you be prosperous!!!
2013: Amen.
2012:May you be greater than me in every fufilments.
2013: Amen Dad.
2012: May all that reads our conversations have a reason to celebrate my Departure. Happy Crossover

Culled from www.motherlandgist.com

Hmm... still trying to find the joke in this.