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Women:- Please Take Note For World Cup 06 by Ib(f): 1:47am On Apr 27, 2006 |
LIST OF RULES FOR WOMEN 1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention. 2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose an eye. 3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month. 4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor, it wont happen. 5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day. 6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce. 7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together". 8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times. 9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because: a) I will not go, b) I will not go, and c) I will not go. 10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash. 11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this, why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list". 12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc. Thank you for your cooperation. Regards, Men of the World |
Re: Women:- Please Take Note For World Cup 06 by diddy4(m): 2:15am On Apr 27, 2006 |
nice rules, but as for those that cant hold body, when u are telling your wives this, make sure you do it when she is about to climax in bed. that way she will agree to everything. it works, so i've been told. |
Re: Women:- Please Take Note For World Cup 06 by EbonymanUK: 4:18pm On May 17, 2006 |
SHAME NIGERIA ISN't IN THE WORLD CUP Who are we left to support, for those of us in UK, I would have said England. But if they do well, we wouldn't hear the last of it. Any suggestions on who else to support. |
Re: Women:- Please Take Note For World Cup 06 by kay9(m): 8:22am On Apr 25, 2010 |
South Africa 2010 is just around d corner; ladies take note! |
Re: Women:- Please Take Note For World Cup 06 by StudioCFR(m): 8:41am On Apr 25, 2010 |
Stale |
Re: Women:- Please Take Note For World Cup 06 by baybbootz(f): 11:38pm On Apr 25, 2010 |
I think we ladies should give our own rules for the period of the WORLD CUP. why all this fuss,22 grown men chasing a leather ball, WTF |
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