1. Drunkeness gives you false courage

Atleast, you can now stand up or rather sway up to that guy that is always pushing you around.
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2. It gives you false confidence

Dat gal wey dey do shakara for una don jam rock today.
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3. It turns you into a comedian(temporarily)

Whether people are laughing at you, or at what is pouring out of your mouth doesn't matter,atleast you are making others happy.
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4. It makes you conspicuous.

You can now be noticed, however momentarily till it wears off. Then you can go back to your sober invisibility.
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5. Good way of prolongin your sorrow/grief.

When something bad happens to you, and you want to forget, atleast for a while, getting drunk is the surest way to do so. What you don't know is that you are only prolonging the inevitable...but then who cares, right!
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6. Gives you immunity.

A drunken person most often than not cannot be held responsible for his/her actions.
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7. By reading this thread!

Read at your own risk!

what was on ur mind wen posting dis @poster

It's a joke, dude. So lighten up, will you?

Also, when you are drunk you can be stupid, and feel cool being stupid. Op are you sure you are not in this category?

barefootbandit: Also, when you are drunk you can be stupid, and feel cool being stupid. Op are you sure you are not in this category?

Don't mind if I am if it makes you happy;
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Frostyzone:
3. It turns you into a comedian(temporarily)
Whether people are laughing at you, or at what is pouring out of your mouth doesn't matter,atleast you are making others happy.

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Anything else?

+ when you're drunk, it makes you post nonsense on nl

Hassan9786: + when you're drunk, it makes you post nonsense on nl

Yup, that one too.
Next?

i have not still laugh, why. *jst asking myself*

kufzy: i have not still laugh I haven't laugh yet, why. *jst asking myself*

That's the correct grammar, *Incase of next time*