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Seven Reasons To Get Drunk by Frostyzone(m): 1:46pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
1. Drunkeness gives you false courage Atleast, you can now stand up or rather sway up to that guy that is always pushing you around. . 2. It gives you false confidence Dat gal wey dey do shakara for una don jam rock today. . 3. It turns you into a comedian(temporarily) Whether people are laughing at you, or at what is pouring out of your mouth doesn't matter,atleast you are making others happy. . 4. It makes you conspicuous. You can now be noticed, however momentarily till it wears off. Then you can go back to your sober invisibility. . 5. Good way of prolongin your sorrow/grief. When something bad happens to you, and you want to forget, atleast for a while, getting drunk is the surest way to do so. What you don't know is that you are only prolonging the inevitable...but then who cares, right! . 6. Gives you immunity. A drunken person most often than not cannot be held responsible for his/her actions. . 7. By reading this thread! Read at your own risk! |
Re: Seven Reasons To Get Drunk by kufzy: 2:17pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
what was on ur mind wen posting dis @poster |
Re: Seven Reasons To Get Drunk by Frostyzone(m): 2:26pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
It's a joke, dude. So lighten up, will you? |
Re: Seven Reasons To Get Drunk by Nobody: 3:41pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
Also, when you are drunk you can be stupid, and feel cool being stupid. Op are you sure you are not in this category? |
Re: Seven Reasons To Get Drunk by Frostyzone(m): 4:03pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
barefootbandit: Also, when you are drunk you can be stupid, and feel cool being stupid. Op are you sure you are not in this category?Don't mind if I am if it makes you happy; . Frostyzone:. Anything else? |
Re: Seven Reasons To Get Drunk by Hassan9786: 9:29pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
+ when you're drunk, it makes you post nonsense on nl 1 Like |
Re: Seven Reasons To Get Drunk by Frostyzone(m): 6:05am On Jan 03, 2013 |
Hassan9786: + when you're drunk, it makes you post nonsense on nlYup, that one too. Next? |
Re: Seven Reasons To Get Drunk by kufzy: 8:25am On Jan 05, 2013 |
i have not still laugh, why. *jst asking myself* |
Re: Seven Reasons To Get Drunk by Frostyzone(m): 4:50pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
kufzy: That's the correct grammar, *Incase of next time* |
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