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Bad Luck Talkz by Nobody: 3:41pm On Jan 03, 2013
Hi,fellow nairalanders..was just thinking of some possible bad luck situations,someone can find oneself in,and just decided to open up a thread on the situatuio..for example:
-A man escapes the Hiroshima nuclear bombing,and catches the first train to Nagasaki
-someone finally decides to go for baptism..........drowns!
-someone gets gift of immortality......gets sentenced to life imprisonment
-decides to grab and run away,with someone's money......Usain Bolt
-finally sees light at the end of the tunnel......train
e.t.c.....so feel free to add some unlucky experiences that you see possible for someone to be in
Re: Bad Luck Talkz by bingbagbo(m): 4:05pm On Jan 03, 2013
bolukaz: Hi,fellow nairalanders..was just thinking of some possible bad luck situations,someone can find oneself in,and just decided to open up a thread on the situatuio..for example:
-A man escapes the Hiroshima nuclear bombing,and catches the first train to Nagasaki
-someone finally decides to go for baptism..........drowns!
-someone gets gift of immortality......gets sentenced to life imprisonment
-decides to grab and run away,with someone's money......Hussein Bolt
e.t.c.....so feel free to add some unlucky experiences that you see possible for someone to be in


sorry but the name is not Hussein Bolt, its USAIN BOLT embarassed

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Re: Bad Luck Talkz by Lagusta(m): 9:14pm On Jan 03, 2013
You went to withdraw from the bank, ten million naira, but you got robbed when you stepped out....

You just bought a brand new 2013 LR6 HS4.... But got crushed by a trailer after jst 1hr on the road

You were thirsty, and saw a bottle of lacasera, while drinking it, you discovered it was kerosene...

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Re: Bad Luck Talkz by Nobody: 9:06am On Jan 04, 2013
-Pulls grenade......throws pin
-Kills two birds with one stone.....arrested for killing endangered species
-Only child.....but not the favourite
-invents time machine....dad uses it to go back in time and put on condom
-boy takes puberty enhancing drugs.....grows breasts
-tries smoking weed.......poison ivy
-gets flood insurance......house burns down
Re: Bad Luck Talkz by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:07pm On Jan 05, 2013
Lagusta: You went to withdraw from the bank, ten million naira, but you got robbed when you stepped out....

You just bought a brand new 2013 LR6 HS4.... But got crushed by a trailer after jst 1hr on the road

You were thirsty, and saw a bottle of lacasera, while drinking it, you discovered it was kerosene...
Lol
Re: Bad Luck Talkz by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:10pm On Jan 05, 2013
boy takes puberty enhancing drugs.....grows br*easts.

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