labodinho: Oga Goddy,wlkum....jst pay me N150,000 and u r in.No even bring result self.


First post tinz...

can't help but lol! Very Funny. It's amazing how time flies. It just reminds me dat we have come a very long way together.

Thanx to everyone who has contributed on dis thread!

Lol... Oga labods. I cant just help laffn early in d morning.


U neva sleep for nyt?, na unilag thread record book u carry dey scrutinize throughout d nyt?.....



Hehehe, thnx to my Oga Promeos for d favourable Supplementary list ooo.

Godwin88: can't help but lol! Very Funny. It's amazing how time flies. It just reminds me dat we have come a very long way together.

Thanx to everyone who has contributed on dis thread!

hmmmmmmmm @ last! Cant stop laffn ova here!

#Brings out record book# #searchs for first post#

Kiingsolomon: plz guy, is d statement of result different from d one we initially printed out wen d result was out?

If so, how do I get it?

Sametin wit Utme result?

Kiingsolomon: plz someone shuld help naw.

lol.... Na beg I first beg for d thread sha.

labodinho: Helo here,we've gat any aspiring Medical student here??i chose unilag 1st choice Physiotherapy.let rub minds here.watz jamb n post jamb gonna luk like?

Score above 400 in ur jamb & above 150 in postume & ur in! Ur r highly wlcm.

labodinho: wadup yemmy,aw is d readin tinz over der?hope u'r awear dat last yr cut-off was 65 so we gat to aim 67 upwards dis tym.we must make it dis yr bro.

SURE?

Abeg, WHAT IS GOBE?

Gobe is when you give a beautiful lady a lift and she faints in your car.
You take her to hospital.
When you got there the Doctor says that she's pregnant. Congratulates u that you're going to be a father!
You then say u are not the father but then †ђε lady says YOU ARE!

NOW THIS IS GETTING VERY gobeFUL!You require a DNA test to prove u are not †ђε father!Now the shit is really getting Hotter!.
When the Doctor comes back with the results says u cannot be the father as u are INFERTILE! So, U are relieved!

On ur way back home, u then remember that u are married with 3 kids at home!
You are now extremely gobe ed!
And ask yourself WHO THE HELL IS THEIR FATHER?


NOW THAT'S THE GREATEST GOBE!

Godwin88: can't help but lol! Very Funny. It's amazing how time flies. It just reminds me dat we have come a very long way together.

Thanx to everyone who has contributed on dis thread!

lol...

We thank God it's a good one.



Pay that money o....lol

@farano:
Score above 400 in ur jamb & above 150 in postume & ur in! Ur r highly wlcm.

wow above 400?? Well ma last yr's attempt was 600/400 and putme was very low,120/100...i will work harder ma,like 800/400 and 250/100...



C her mouth like above 400..

Hahahaha

@ king cholo,na record book i dey open since ooo

For dah GOBE ehn,to make it Gobeless....jst take dah child ni o cos dat yur wiffy must be ready to pack n leave.

@farano:
hmmmmmmmm @ last! Cant stop laffn ova here!

Can't stop laughing too! The future we were all looking foward to is here! We all longed for a day like this!





So glad!

labodinho: @ king cholo,na record book i dey open since ooo

For dah GOBE ehn,to make it Gobeless....jst take dah child ni o cos dat yur wiffy must be ready to pack n leave.

lol,,,,,,,,,,, pack and leave come for ur house?.

Hehehe, dat wuld b d greatest GOBE of life.

How time flies ! #yawns

hello pple, wen is d registration starting?

Wondering what my first post was. Am sure it must have been gobefull nonetheless!

Junki04: hello pple, wen is d registration starting?

if only my aunty was the registrar

Zikstar4me: if only my aunty was the registrar

lol

Zikstar4me: Wondering what my first post was. Am sure it must have been gobefull nonetheless!

#gets a torch#
where's dat book?

Zikstar4me: Hello guys I am applying for elect/elect this year and wishing everyone gud luk in their pume.

1st post..

Dr. Asiko:

Oga thanks o but I don't recall changing the title, I won't be graduating from the Dept of Chemistry/as a Chemist, mark my words. The name remains Dr. Asiko. Thanks.

Determined Madam Dr Chemist Asiko..... Are you a Yoruba girl?.....

Fostabeck:



Determined Madam Dr Chemist Asiko..... Are you a Yoruba girl?.....

yoruba ? *Machine beeps* ERROR

JESUS,CAN YOU HOLD ME PLEASE ?(a poem for you)


I've been living on my own,thinking for myself.
I've made castles in the sand,deceiving myself.
Now,walls are falling down,
Now the storms are closing in,
and here I am again,at the mercy of pestilence.


I curse this morning sun,
as it drags me into one more day of reaping what I've sown,
living in my shame.
Welcome to my world,and the story that I've made.
Where one day you're a prince,and the next day, you're a slave.


Now,I'm tired of me,I'm letting go of myself,
I'm gonna step out into the air,
I Hope to fall into your arms,Jesus.


'Cos now,all I need is you,
I've heard of your awesome touch,come lord Jesus,HOLD ME TIGHT.
___ _____ ___ ____ ___

You can also say the simple prayer,"Jesus,all I need is you. Come,hold me tight."

yours in His light,
Adeyemi.

yemmytcm: yoruba ? *Machine beeps* ERROR

If I catch you ehn, shey I asked you to teach me that thing, you refused.
@Fostabeck, I'm partly yoruba

ayomidebado: u can nw check ur list at unilag site,unilag.edu.ng.bokoharam supplementary list is out,thnk God i gain admission dis year am happy,my 100 level assingnment will be church i will bomb so many church menn 1st class upper

wonna carry out a vile assignment in d Kirk of God?... Hehehe, , Na F9 sure pass. Infact I dnt think Ure gonna see d result before God catches U, self.


Congrats, for d Admission!

#stretches hand to shake#

passanger..............keep up the good wrk peepz.... the day we yarn 4 is bt far maltric nt on my mind,bt *inductn*.. peace peepz

pls pals i applied 4 physics sci in the unilag change of course , nd i was given intergrated science edu..but is it possible 2 do the inter facaulty transfer?

Zikstar4me: if only my aunty was the registrar

lwkmd

Lolzzzz. . . .oga labodz, d laugh catch me sotey ah don forget to laugh sha. . . .nice one!

Ortarico: Lolzzzz. . . .oga labodz, d laugh catch me sotey ah don forget to laugh sha. . . .nice one!

Itz all about refreshing our memories o

Thank God o.....my name is on the supplementary list.

Gud mornin all!

ozaro: Thank God o.....my name is on the supplementary list.

Which course? Congrats!