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Heart Surgeon's Funeral by tytylayor: 6:34am On Feb 25, 2008 |
Heart Surgeon's Funeral One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses. When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist. Suddenly, one of the mourners (saucekid), burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Mister?" "I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a gynaecologist , " |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by globalaid(m): 8:24am On Feb 25, 2008 |
Nice one so funny |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by gunpoint(m): 8:29am On Feb 25, 2008 |
@tyty butt tu why sauce go burn u ohh |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by kronkykay(m): 8:38am On Feb 25, 2008 |
tyty do come again ooooooo |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by segunpc(m): 8:43am On Feb 25, 2008 |
titi r u saying saucekid will be rolled into a pussy well i like the joke since its sauce that's being rolled into it |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by tytylayor: 2:09pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
na u tlk am ooooooooooo |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by gunpoint(m): 4:33pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
oh sauce where at thou?? dis tyty didest drag thy name thru shit & sand, does thou hide thy sef in shame?? is thy head bow in pain?? den throw thy pride away, emancipate thysef, join my cause & as i bestowd onto turkey, verily verily i says onto thee, i shall bless thee aboundantly, i shall fight thy battles 4 thee & lastly but nt leastly, i shall undatake to bla bla bla all thy ladies 4 thee so dat thou shall'rnt suffer any harm or misfortune!!! So sauce, wat say ye, Wat say ye??!!! |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by tytylayor: 6:28pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
sauce agreed to all |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by gunpoint(m): 8:30am On Feb 26, 2008 |
tyty!!! my ques r 2 saucebeats nt u!! |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by tytylayor: 4:29pm On Feb 26, 2008 |
am sorry for jumping just wnt to help out |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by tytylayor: 12:16pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
Some months ago, on Joy’s birthday, the bus she wasriding home in broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived on the island, she called her fiance and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way, she passed by a small joint and the smell of baked beans (ewa) was more than she could stand. With miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home, so she stopped at the joint and before she knew it, she had consumed two large orders of beans. All the way home, she made sure that she released all the gas. Upon her arrival, her fiance seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the dinner table. She took a seat and just as he was about to remove her blindfold, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while her fiance was out of the room, she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a garbage- truck- running- over- refuse-dumped- in- front- of- a- pulpwood mill on a rainy day. She took her napkin from her lap and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek of her cheek, she ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked- cabbage- kept- in- a- spoil-t fridge- for- three --days- -in- a- hot- season. Keeping her ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like that ‘letting go’’ for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of her freedom, she quickly fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands back feeling very relieved and pleased with herself. Her face must have been the picture of innocence when her fiance returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked if she had peeked through the blindfold, and she assured him she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and four dinner guests seated around the table with the mother-in-law chorused: "Happy Birthday!" She fainted. ‘‘The true measure of man’s character still remains what one will do if one knew no body is watching’’ |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by clemcykul(f): 4:03pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
tyty don kill pessn chei sauce na u be dis |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by Emperoh(m): 4:31pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
Sauce kid my man. This people don kill you here oo. Wetin u got to say now. No fall my hand oohs |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by gunpoint(m): 4:44pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
Shite Da Fook(SDF), wer is zat zamn kid wen ya nid him?? Tyty shittin on ur groov dawg, aint sombady gon pay?? |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by ituen(m): 10:55am On Feb 28, 2008 |
Hmmm food for tot? Wld folly do that to aisha? |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by Nobody: 11:14am On Feb 28, 2008 |
tytylayor: i love the last comment by tyty, I 'll keep it |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by saucekid(m): 6:06pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
ty ty,so u don get liver to libel me like this? i forgive u because i go go church today but after church by 8:30pm,u don die |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by tufe(m): 6:10pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
sissy, u dey fear? |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by saucekid(m): 6:16pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
fear who? i dey go church so i go commit her soul to papa |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by tytylayor: 6:20pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
tnk God say na papa u wan go commit my soul sef, papasef dey understand na but if na dat other bros, i for kill u b4 u go |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by tufe(m): 6:23pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
thats ma baby . . . . . .fire on dear |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by gunpoint(m): 6:24pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
Sauce u don kill me!!! Papa?? Instead 2 head dis mata 2 mi?? Church?? Instead 2 shw mi barracks?? Sauce u don kill mi!!!! |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by saucekid(m): 6:26pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
mufu. . . . . i don already sell u to the other bros b4 i commit u to papa @ gunny no fear. . . .*na u be the oda papa* |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by tytylayor: 6:31pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
no suace, u cnt sell me to d other bros, and at d same time wnt go report me to papa, dem 2 no dey wrk together nw, tink well may be na , u go sell for dat bros |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by tufe(m): 6:37pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
wifey, its enuff ehn. jo. let peace reign |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by tytylayor: 6:46pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
aiight yummie |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by tufe(m): 6:57pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
hanx dear. much love |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by saucekid(m): 7:05pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
eeeeya. . . see love |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by tufe(m): 7:32pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
we tank God OOOOOO |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by buzzgonz(m): 7:52pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
So you know God |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by tufe(m): 7:57pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
brother, GOD is my FATHERm he's all i live for, He's my DADDY. which kind question be that na? |
Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by saucekid(m): 7:59pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
chai. . . . see tackling |
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