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Just Manage This by bunmioguns(m): 3:00pm On Jan 08, 2013

The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset.

She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

HELEN: "There are three reasons.

The first is that I iron better than you."

WIFE: "Who said that?"

HELEN: "Your husband."

WIFE: "Oh."

HELEN: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

WIFE: "Who said that?"

HELEN: "Your husband."

WIFE: "Oh."

HELEN: "The third reason is that I am better in Sex than you."

WIFE: "Did my husband say that as well?"

HELEN: "No, the gardener did."

WIFE: "So, how much do you want?"

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Re: Just Manage This by AK481(m): 3:16pm On Jan 08, 2013

Lol,my joke president,u try.

Front page please.

Re: Just Manage This by bunmioguns(m): 3:49pm On Jan 08, 2013

AK 48: Lol,my joke president,u try.

Front page please.

the bolded statement cracked me up grin

thank you Boss cool

Re: Just Manage This by OkikiOluwa1(m): 3:57pm On Jan 08, 2013

Funny 1. I wanna laf, No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes!

Re: Just Manage This by slimchi2k2(m): 3:57pm On Jan 08, 2013

nice one

Re: Just Manage This by bunmioguns(m): 3:57pm On Jan 08, 2013

Okiki_Oluwa: Funny 1. I wanna laf, No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes!

Re: Just Manage This by Preciousgirl(f): 4:06pm On Jan 08, 2013

good one

Re: Just Manage This by bunmioguns(m): 4:07pm On Jan 08, 2013

slimchi2k2: nice one

Thank you Boss

Preciousgirl: good one

Re: Just Manage This by OkikiOluwa1(m): 4:27pm On Jan 08, 2013

bunmioguns:

now I ll laff...Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Re: Just Manage This by bunmioguns(m): 4:30pm On Jan 08, 2013

Okiki_Oluwa: now I ll laff...Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

abeg watch ur back so dt u will not be mistaken as anoda person grin

Re: Just Manage This by OkikiOluwa1(m): 4:52pm On Jan 08, 2013

bunmioguns:

abeg watch ur back so dt u will not be mistaken as anoda person

umpossible! It cant happen.
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

Re: Just Manage This by bunmioguns(m): 7:12pm On Jan 08, 2013

Okiki_Oluwa: umpossible! It cant happen.
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

LOL

Re: Just Manage This by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:25pm On Jan 08, 2013

bunmioguns: The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset.

She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

HELEN: "There are three reasons.

The first is that I iron better than you."

WIFE: "Who said that?"

HELEN: "Your husband."

WIFE: "Oh."

HELEN: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

WIFE: "Who said that?"

HELEN: "Your husband."

WIFE: "Oh."

HELEN: "The third reason is that I am better in Sex than you."

WIFE: "Did my husband say that as well?"

HELEN: "No, the gardener did."

WIFE: "So, how much do you want?"

Re: Just Manage This by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jan 08, 2013

Nice joke

Okiki_Oluwa: umpossible! It cant happen.
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

Okiki_Oluwa: now I ll laff...Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Okiki_Oluwa: Funny 1. I wanna laf, No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes!

Abeg... Make una bring chain oo e be lyk say diz guy don kolo

Re: Just Manage This by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:38pm On Jan 08, 2013

PretiEbony: Nice joke Abeg... Make una bring chain oo e be lyk say diz guy don kolo

Re: Just Manage This by OkikiOluwa1(m): 10:40pm On Jan 08, 2013

PretiEbony: Nice joke Abeg... Make una bring chain oo e be lyk say diz guy don kolo

Absolute No! I m not kolo.
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

Re: Just Manage This by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:44pm On Jan 08, 2013

Okiki_Oluwa: Absolute No! I m not kolo.
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

sorry Oooh!broz,take it easy *adds pepper 2 d injured area*

Re: Just Manage This by OkikiOluwa1(m): 10:50pm On Jan 08, 2013

Mr.T Anonymous:
sorry Oooh!broz,take it easy *adds pepper 2 d injured area*

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Re: Just Manage This by toygod2: 11:32pm On Jan 08, 2013

Dislike. Kai, no joke again lipsrsealed

Re: Just Manage This by Nobody: 9:38am On Jan 09, 2013

okiki_oluwa:
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Chai! Dis guy don kolo finish

Re: Just Manage This by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:46am On Jan 09, 2013

PretiEbony: Chai! Dis guy don kolo finish

infact,pretiEbony,take dis chain,i'm sure u cn tie him.

Re: Just Manage This by OkikiOluwa1(m): 9:55am On Jan 09, 2013

PretiEbony: Chai! Dis guy don kolo finish

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
Where's your prove? I m not kolo.

Mr.T Anonymous:
infact,pretiEbony,take dis chain,i'm sure u cn tie him.

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
Tie what?

Re: Just Manage This by Nobody: 12:27pm On Jan 09, 2013

[quote author= Mr. T Anonymous] Infact, PretiEbony, take diz chain, i'm sure u cn tie him[\quote] **Takes d chain n tries tieing okiki_oluwa** chai i no fit tie diz boy oo, hin strng pass me angry

Re: Just Manage This by OkikiOluwa1(m): 12:59pm On Jan 09, 2013

[quote author=PretiEbony][/quote]
call that yeye Mr T Anonymous to help u, b4 I shymmex u 4rm behind.

Re: Just Manage This by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:04pm On Jan 09, 2013

Okiki_Oluwa:
call that yeye Mr T Anonymous to help u, b4 I shymmex u 4rm behind.

me ke?!,*picks up his bag n run away*

Re: Just Manage This by OkikiOluwa1(m): 1:09pm On Jan 09, 2013

Mr.T Anonymous:
me ke?!,*picks up his bag n run away*

stop there. Where do u think u r running 2. Bites one of his ear. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Re: Just Manage This by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:35pm On Jan 09, 2013

Okiki_Oluwa: stop there. Where do u think u r running 2. Bites one of his ear. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

*hits him with d bag and he slumps down*what?!wetin i cum do nw?
I'm really innocent.

Re: Just Manage This by bunmioguns(m): 3:38pm On Jan 09, 2013

*sprays the whole thread with Baygon* embarassed

Re: Just Manage This by searay(m): 4:31pm On Jan 09, 2013

And non of this make me laf, mtcheeeeeeeew

Re: Just Manage This by bunmioguns(m): 4:59pm On Jan 09, 2013

searay: And non of this make me laf, mtcheeeeeeeew

eediot. . .. . na me dey do u embarassed

Re: Just Manage This by OkikiOluwa1(m): 5:18pm On Jan 09, 2013

Mr.T Anonymous:
*hits him with d bag and he slumps down*what?!wetin i cum do nw?
I'm really innocent.

I ll get u next time.
THREAD DERAILING MODE ACTIVATED!
I m tayad men. Really tired. Make I go get some food, maybe fufu. With eja tutu & obe tutu with chivita tutu.

Re: Just Manage This by OkikiOluwa1(m): 5:22pm On Jan 09, 2013

bunmioguns: *sprays the whole thread with Baygon*

No! Survives the baygon attack. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

searay: And non of this make me laf, mtcheeeeeeeew

travel. La shibi ki o koshi danu (lick d spoon & get away).

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