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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Iceskidd(m): 10:01am On Aug 30, 2014
Elvisonjack2 just cme dey do like newbie here go sign up 4 the tourney. -_-
Mikuz will there a chatroom 4 the tourney?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 10:54am On Aug 30, 2014
Coogar no go show jo...

Which world dey end? I like d Armageddon better jorz.

Who I wan insult again na? Wrongturn!!! Come here!!! Wey dat 'sea-cushion' sef!! grin

YeaYeaNot
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 11:03am On Aug 30, 2014
Since ur forming the celebrity I'm willing to take the shots


Still got me laughing grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:05am On Aug 30, 2014
Geoxpress: Since ur forming the celebrity I'm willing to take the shots


Still got me laughing grin

I c/o u..

100 lines today angry grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 11:20am On Aug 30, 2014
Lagunna:

I c/o u..

100 lines today angry grin
Lwkmd!! Your love for Yeyantu go lead u astray! 12 bars we drop today!! grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:24am On Aug 30, 2014
Geoxpress:
Lwkmd!! Your love for Yeyantu go lead u astray! 12 bars we drop today!! grin

lolzz.. after ur battle with ksslib grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 11:37am On Aug 30, 2014
Lagunna:

I c/o u..

100 lines today angry grin
angry leggo 12 bars grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 11:40am On Aug 30, 2014
Lagunna:

lolzz.. after ur battle with ksslib grin
Lols! That brawl go take time sha....other brawls needs to be cleard before ours can take place!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:49am On Aug 30, 2014
Geoxpress:
Lols! That brawl go take time sha....other brawls needs to be cleard before ours can take place!

on a serious note, u should c/o fuckyouhard, WARRIBLOOD or ELYMAXiimus... i don dey read ur verses.. u ain't bad at all.. u be one don wey dey hide grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 12:39pm On Aug 30, 2014
Lagunna:

on a serious note, u should c/o fuckyouhard, WARRIBLOOD or ELYMAXiimus... i don dey read ur verses.. u ain't bad at all.. u be one don wey dey hide grin
Lolzz! Lagunna, I just dy try...I'm not that d0pe!
But I dy look Elymaxiimus sha.... grin


You on fb?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 12:41pm On Aug 30, 2014
Geoxpress: Ksslib!!!!!

Check ur mail box!!!
Done!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 1:02pm On Aug 30, 2014
pls is there any real madrid thread on nairaland?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 1:14pm On Aug 30, 2014
Can any1 tell me why my BB wen plugged, instead of charging(increasing) its reducing??
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:19pm On Aug 30, 2014
trigger pressed....Humpty gunning some things/ you the best?.....not when am 'here'......'2014'/
select a routine/ with dynamite/ to blast a dyke/ and last the night/
while Santa flees/as i flashed the knife/ to slash and bite/ on 'x-mas eve'/ like 'Adam's wife'/

militants coming....my thugs re' wrecking homes/ fear my own/
that fed your clone/ 'with butter sent to bakery'....'cos man shall not live....by bread alone'/

this cappuccino,drink it/you ve been rapping since/ but this prince/ sees no improvement/
watch me maneuver, mauling opponents/ and radiate huh...like an albino's pigment/

new 'game' but the 'traps' old/ to prevent your craps sold/ your music lack soul/ so you wacks know/
your born to give pedicure... 'paint my toes'......like 'Pablo Picasso'/

you call that profit?/ although your dough ain't in the black casket/
my cash leads still...and yours behind.....like back pockets/

place carrots on everest......but this addict/ will still grab it/ with few rabbits/

intelligence also is so high/ close eyes/ as d.ope bars/ and low jabs/
with braces in teeth....so my biting's guided/ to get Einstein blinded/
and take his brains to school...but 'the register' marked........'absent minded'/

you seized crack....but its heroin am high of/ to fly off/ with Seraphim's holding trumpets.....blasting my triumph/
cos am a rare to find/ well defined fellow/
that set the rhymes/ to get your mind/ sleeping on spikes.....like porcupine pillows/
hang a no noise sign like library doors/ then tie these dogs/ to prove am not to be 'toyed' with...... like 'barbie dolls'

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 1:20pm On Aug 30, 2014
Geoxpress: Can any1 tell me why my BB wen plugged, instead of charging(increasing) its reducing??
either ur charger or battery is faulty
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 1:22pm On Aug 30, 2014
why the lectures in my thread plus who are those ffucking non-rapper voting

yeyenatu why all those insult nah we ain't doing 'y°•o mama grin

guykhena n mikuz biko do what's necessary
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 1:31pm On Aug 30, 2014
fuckyouhard: pls is there any real madrid thread on nairaland?
yap! There is. I post there..

Galaticos 2.0 . You can search for it or i'l drop the link.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 1:50pm On Aug 30, 2014
Ksslib:
yap! There is. I post there..

Galaticos 2.0 . You can search for it or i'l drop the link.
i've been tryin, pls drop the link
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 1:51pm On Aug 30, 2014
teddybiyasi: why the lectures in my thread

guykhena n mikuz biko do what's necessary

so it's not a good thing, eh? accept my c/o grin u drop 12 bars against my 7
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:01pm On Aug 30, 2014
Geoxpress:
Lolzz! Lagunna, I just dy try...I'm not that d0pe!
But I dy look Elymaxiimus sha.... grin


You on fb?

nope.. fb is boring grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 2:03pm On Aug 30, 2014
fuckyouhard: so it's not a good thing, eh? accept my c/o grin u drop 12 bars against my 7


L•°O°•L
Ely done hit you with mad holy ghost punch no wonder why you're now speaking in tongue
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 2:09pm On Aug 30, 2014
teddybiyasi:


L•°O°•L
Ely done hit you with mad holy ghost punch no wonder why you're now speaking in tongue


i agree, but if i handle u krone and coogar won't recognise u next time they log in
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:12pm On Aug 30, 2014
Assholes gonna lose/ I gas holes and abuse/ the last flow……introduced/
You have to fight……in the booth/ Afterlife......your rendezvous/
As I pop,c.ock, gun the dudes/ so run, duck, be on the move/
I amass gold….incredible/ your dad’s sold……to Potiphar….and that’s the truth/ so call me ‘Boss’…or you ll’ get hit by a ‘Danfo’……’Vehicle’/

Ghanian bitches?....my cedis woo/ my ddick is church seat….fill these pews/ on second thought, don’t do it…..cos your p.ussies smell…..like faeces ewwwww/

A wolf at heart…..now the Sheeps slayed/ penmanship’s great/ to end the peeps hate/ and my ‘marathons’ completed….since the fifth grade/ so f.uck 100 metres’……buddy its ‘Prepaid’/

(get it? –metre- race / metre- Nepa(reading)/ prepaid- new nepa metre you slot a card(laughs)/


You brought 300…..I led ten people/ your soldiers cant 'harm me'……they too damn feeble/
So eat a carrot/ s.tupid parrot/…….i prey on talking hornets/ when am f.ucking on it/
Then throw a big punch and/ take you to the back…..whenever you front man/

Pick a thesaurus….figure what I meant/ stop Avatar ish….gays don’t water bend/
they defile men/ lemme wow them/ cos am wild and/
r.ape Nuns on Sabbath…..to go against…..the third commandment/

As i zoom off/ leaving the room burnt/ with your mum and sis in…that’s 2 c.unts/
Just to cage the animals….like a zoo huh/

My fangs are bout’/ catching you ‘Unawares’…..like ‘Pants and Bra’/
So watch your mouth/ when speaking to……….my troops infact/ I ll’ be cruising ‘now’/fusing ‘verbs’/ or use the bar/ to overthrow bloody…..military manner…..
coup de tat/

Bruise parents….leave you a grieving clan/ a non-believing fam/ lest they opens arms wide…..to embrace my style…..like ‘Vitruvian man’/
Timberland shoes..…my crew use the boots to spar/ if ya’ll refuse to pay…your dues on time/
Don’t forget am not 007 or James’ b.itch…..just a ‘Top Bond’……like that ‘gum’…...used to ‘glue and bind’/


'Your Naomi?'...am 'Ruthless'/ with 2 pens and 2 legs/

to double write and kick/ bring your girl to my room….off the light and quick/
stay behind doors to peek/ see me stick the prick/ your chick willl lick/

give my balls some props…don’t trust the actor/ that ll’ go behind…to drill her a.nal....thrusting action/
Put cotton wools in my ears…when niggas starts spitting/ am schooling ‘cats’ easy/ and lure them to kennels…..to 'see dogs'….dead ones …..’like Coogar’s last Victim’/

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 2:17pm On Aug 30, 2014
fuckyouhard: i agree, but if i handle u krone and coogar won't recognise u next time they log in


ely already chopped off your finger so how can you handle me

kr0ne awaits your challenge
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 2:17pm On Aug 30, 2014
iamaromolaeran: Assholes gonna lose/ I gas holes and abuse/ the last flow……introduced/
You have to fight……in the booth/ Afterlife’s your rendezvous/
As I pop,cock, gun the dudes/ so run, duck, be on the move/
I amass gold….incredible/ your dad’s sold……to Potiphar….and that’s the truth/ so call me ‘Boss’…or you ll’ get hit by ‘Danfo’……’Vehicles’/
Ghanian bitches?....my cedis woo/ my d.ick is church seat….fill these pews/ on second thought, don’t do it…..cos p.ussies smell…..like faeces ewwwww/
A wolf at heart…..now the Sheeps slayed/ penmanship’s great/ to end the peeps hate/ and my ‘marathons’ completed….since the fifth grade/ so Bleep 100 metres’……buddy its ‘Prepaid’/

(get it? –metre- race / metre- Nepa(reading)/ prepaid- new nepa metre you slot a card(laughs)/


You brought 300…..I led ten people/ your soldiers cant 'harm me'……they too damn feeble/
So eat a carrot/ stupid parrot/…….i prey on talking hornets/ when am fucking on it/
Then throw a big punch and/ take you to the back…..whenever you front man/
Pick a thesaurus….figure what I meant/ stop Avatar ish….gays don’t water bend/ they defile men/ lemme wow them/ cos am wild and/ r.ape Nuns on Sabbath…..to go against…..the third commandment/
As i zoom off/ leaving the room burnt/ with your mum and sis in…that’s 2 c.unts/
Just to cage the animals….like a zoo huh/
My fangs are bout’/ catching you ‘Unawares’…..like ‘Pants and Bra’/
So watch your mouth/ when speaking to……….my troops,infact/ I ll’ be cruising ‘now’/fusing ‘verbs’/ or use the bar/ to overthrow bloody…..military manner…..C[i]oup de tat[/i]/
Bruised parents….and leave you a grieving clan/ a non-believing fam/ lest they opens arms wide…..to embrace my style…..like ‘Vitruvian man’/
Timberland shoes….my crew use the boots to spar/ if ya’ll refuse to pay…your dues on time/
Don’t forget am no 007 or James’ b.itch…..but ‘Top Bond’……like that ‘gum’…...used to ‘glue and bind’/


'Your Naomi?'...am 'Ruthless'/ with 2 pens and 2 legs/
to double write and kick/ bring your chick to my room….off the light and quick/
stay behind doors to peek/ see me stick the prick/ your chick willl lick/
give my balls some props…don’t trust the actor/ that ll’ go behind…to drill her a.nal....thrusting action/
Put cotton wools in my ears…when niggas starts spitting/ am schooling ‘cats’ easy/ and lure them to kennels…..to see dogs….dead ones …..’like Coogar’s last Victim’/



i like ur lyrical concept. u didn't have to explain tho. u make bible references a lot like killah priest. cool man

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:20pm On Aug 30, 2014
fuckyouhard: i like ur lyrical concept. u didn't have to explain tho. u make bible references a lot like killah priest. cool man


word bro--- i got to know that not all parts of nigeria has that card thing yet...so i expalined that prepaid metre thing...thats the reason..thanks

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 2:23pm On Aug 30, 2014
teddybiyasi:


ely already chopped off your finger so how can you handle me

kr0ne awaits your challenge
believe me when i say he's not ready
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 2:26pm On Aug 30, 2014
fuckyouhard: believe me when i say he's not ready

kr0ne is demnn ready than those yellow traffic light
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 2:36pm On Aug 30, 2014
teddybiyasi:

kr0ne is demnn ready than those yellow traffic light
story of the gods. so where did u hide him? smh grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 2:36pm On Aug 30, 2014
LOL lagunna n coogar oya pm asap

next time find me a worthy opponent n double the cash grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 2:42pm On Aug 30, 2014
teddybiyasi: LOL lagunna n coogar oya pm asap

next time find me a worthy opponent n double the cash grin
don't forget those that voted for u. i was the first actually. or i withdraw my vote
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:44pm On Aug 30, 2014
teddybiyasi: LOL lagunna n coogar oya pm asap

next time find me a worthy opponent n double the cash grin

send ur info....

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